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knightscope or some poo poo, what the gently caress this is literally how they ended up with terminators what the gently caress duck edit: stop using users real names. it's doxxing and very against the rules |
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robot security guards are good because they will probably be programmed by the NSA just like real security guards
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honestly i'm comforted knowing my exact whereabouts and actions at all times will be reported accurately, rather than through the lense of someone i've probably wronged in the past
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Aug 1, 2017 04:18
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real security guard: he googled how to be a bigger jerk like 8 times robot security guard: he googled how to be a bigger jerk exactly 5 times
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Aug 1, 2017 04:19
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real security guard: he stared at his ugly face and probably thought about how sad his life is before breaking down and crying in the empty tub robot security guard: he stood in front of the bathroom security camera 37-zeta for 3.7 minutes before moving into the tub (empty, dry). subject began crying at 0239 PST (cameras 39-alpha, 39-beta, and 40-alpha) for 15.2 minutes.
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Aug 1, 2017 04:21
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i left a flaming bag of dog dook on the robot security guard's front door and he just extinguished it and put it in my file.
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bacalou posted:real security guard: he googled how to be a bigger jerk like 8 times |
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Aug 1, 2017 04:24
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i can't run for president in 20 years because roboguard recorded me eating two subway footlongs in a row while in my undies
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mod edit: no politics |
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https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/887087943738961920
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Aug 1, 2017 08:43
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they shoulda posted in byob instead 
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Aug 1, 2017 13:35
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the robot security guard literally looks like a character from Pixar's Wall-E |
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Aug 1, 2017 14:26
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Lawyer: Your honor, not only did my robot client not take a bunch of videos of that guy naked and post them online, he is clearly quirky and adorable and will probably go on an epic adventure someday and teach people about environmental responsibility. Judge: Case heckin' dismissed. I dunno man, I didn't vote for that judge either. |
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Mariana Horchata posted:they shoulda posted in byob instead New mouse-over text- "don't be a dead robot, post in BYOB instead!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 1, 2017 14:51
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no no no, we coded "this.chill"
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bacalou posted:i can't run for president in 20 years because roboguard recorded me eating two subway footlongs in a row while in my undies what toppings edit: security robot, please run subwich_analysis.bat Majuju fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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Aug 1, 2017 23:12
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It was just 3x meatball
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Aug 1, 2017 23:22
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Why were you at a mall in your undies
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Aug 2, 2017 02:43
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Often times its the robots that seem the happiest. 
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Aug 2, 2017 08:11
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no loving roberts going to tell me what to do |
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Matt Damon was exploded while guarding an abandoned Iraqi mall. The US government put him back together as a cyborg and now he is a security guard. Karl Bartos was fatally killed while trying to do a kickflip over the buncar. The US government revived him with future tech and now he is a security guard. |
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i'm the standard issue white rubber wading water boots on the living, sapient human security guard that just got a sweet promotion |
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bacalou posted:robot security guards are good because they will probably be programmed by the NSA woah srsly is this true?
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security guard with tts that pronounces guard "gu-ard"
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