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Hey tumblers, this a a real life account from me, krampster2: So today I walk into JB Hi-Fi (tech store in Australia), just going about my business and trying to enjoy my drat day. Then this older lady spots my youth and instantly walks over and starts saying that she knows I don't work there but if I could help her with her iPhone problems. I said to this old hag, 'what the frickin' heck lady!? Do I look like free tech support to you??' And stormed out of the building. These older folk, these absolute menaces to society just hang around in tech stores with their broken appliances just waiting for innocent youths to walk in so they can accost them and force them into working for free. I won't stand for it! Fix your own poo poo or pay for it like every other hard-working citizen!
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Aug 1, 2017 11:13
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Joke's on you youngster I grew up without touchscreens and developed fine motor control.
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Aug 1, 2017 11:19
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What's Australia?
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Aug 1, 2017 11:24
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I also went to jb hifi today but nobody acknowledged my existence at all. Not even the staff.
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Aug 1, 2017 12:19
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Baby boomer death camps.
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Aug 1, 2017 12:27
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Moon Atari posted:I also went to jb hifi today but nobody acknowledged my existence at all. Not even the staff. Are you a ghost?
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Aug 1, 2017 12:31
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Moon Atari posted:I also went to jb hifi today but nobody acknowledged my existence at all. Not even the staff. the staff at jb hifi are actually rad and cool dudes/ladies. they let them all wear whatever clothes they want and they all seem very chill
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Aug 1, 2017 12:31
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Are you a ghost? It's possible. I just saw A Ghost Story and it did feel oddly relevant to me. But they turned the projection off half way through and i had to tell them to turn it back on because I was the only one in the cinema. I don't think they would have turned it back on for me if I was really a ghost.
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Aug 1, 2017 12:47
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Moon Atari posted:It's possible. I just saw A Ghost Story and it did feel oddly relevant to me. But they turned the projection off half way through and i had to tell them to turn it back on because I was the only one in the cinema. I don't think they would have turned it back on for me if I was really a ghost. i rubbed one out when i saw silence alone in the cinema (something about priests just gets me going). i hope the lord forgives me for committing such an unholy act
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Aug 1, 2017 12:58
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I hate kids. I've said that since I was a kid. Now that I'm older I can do something about it and I intend to...
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Aug 1, 2017 13:05
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Moon Atari posted:It's possible. I just saw A Ghost Story and it did feel oddly relevant to me. But they turned the projection off half way through and i had to tell them to turn it back on because I was the only one in the cinema. I don't think they would have turned it back on for me if I was really a ghost. Maybe the guy running the projector is your medium.
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Aug 1, 2017 13:08
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krampster2 posted:the staff at jb hifi are actually rad and cool dudes/ladies. they let them all wear whatever clothes they want and they all seem very chill Here's your problem - how is an elderly supposed to be able to tell who's an employee and who isn't if they're all dressed like a slovenly millennial? Someone's grandma just wants her phone fixed so she gathers her things for a trip into the Big City and when she gets to the store everyone's slouching around and sucking on e-cigs and when she asks one of them for help he's all "Oy, do I fookin' look like a wanker 'oo 'orks fer a shilling?!" or whatever
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Aug 1, 2017 13:15
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Put your number in the phone and tell her to call you. gently caress the old lady, idiot.
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Aug 1, 2017 13:27
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OP disrespected one of the colony's elders.Throw the wretch in gaol for ten years hard labour in irons.
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Aug 1, 2017 13:27
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Zahgaegun posted:Here's your problem - how is an elderly supposed to be able to tell who's an employee and who isn't if they're all dressed like a slovenly millennial? Someone's grandma just wants her phone fixed so she gathers her things for a trip into the Big City and when she gets to the store everyone's slouching around and sucking on e-cigs and when she asks one of them for help he's all "Oy, do I fookin' look like a wanker 'oo 'orks fer a shilling?!" or whatever The gigantic yellow lanyards generally.
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Aug 1, 2017 13:51
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Shorts are comfy and easy to wear
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Aug 1, 2017 13:53
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So back in the day my town used to do a weekly car show during the summer where people would gather up town to see the locals classic cars. Walgreens was right up next to the while hub bub so people would go there all the time to get snacks and drinks. Soon the elderly store manager decided she was only going to allow one youth into the store at a time. Protests and mini riots started to take place right in front of the store as the militarized police would come in to support this oppression. Eventually some kids got the idea to complain to corporate and got a huge chunk of the highschool to do the same. The store manager was fired and all was right with the world
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Aug 1, 2017 16:48
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Before it closed down about ten years ago, some old woman used to go to the Telstra store in the town I used to live in, and demand that they teach her how to use her cell phone. That she didn't buy there. I have to say, she knew her target well, as they were too gutless to kick her out and folded to her demands like wet tissue paper, only bitterly whinging under their breath to my father about it when he went there for something.
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Aug 2, 2017 05:55
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i was at the grocery store earlier and a old lady asked me to reach something on the top shelf for her. i was like hey whoa, i'm not a piece of meat ok. i deserve respect
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Aug 2, 2017 06:00
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Hell Yeah posted:i was at the grocery store earlier and a old lady asked me to reach something on the top shelf for her. i was like hey whoa, i'm not a piece of meat ok. i deserve respect It happened to me, but I complied because she asked politely, instead of the entitled shriek I'm used to hearing around here. EDIT: When they do shriek, I respond with a glare and a rhetorical question: "Do I look like a Centrelink worker to you?" Sic Semper Goon fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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Aug 2, 2017 06:05
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take off your goddamn lanyard before you go into a store you dont work at if i see the lanyard i will ask you where the goddman faggy soap im here to buy is and its embarassing for both of us when you dont know because you dont work there
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Aug 2, 2017 06:12
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did you consider maybe getting a job there rather than freeloading off your parent's supply of smashed avocado?
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Aug 2, 2017 06:26
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you recommend the most expensive thing and introduce yourself to the manager so they can hire you on the spot.
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Aug 2, 2017 06:58
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Sponge Baathist posted:you recommend the most expensive thing and introduce yourself to the manager so they can hire you on the spot. sell old people Monster cables
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