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fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Only if I get to do splits in a skirt.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Dont date raccoons its illegal

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Very cute!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
TRASH PANDA

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

posting in a skyl--

oh, hmm, :gas:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I say NOT gas!!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

when ur gf tk u 2 da bar|

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

This is why you don't date people who are doing/have the potential to do better than you.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Universe Master posted:

Only if I get to do splits in a skirt.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
girls smell nice and sometimes they let me touch them :3:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Rly makes you think

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
thanks op i must have missed that post on facebook

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
If she's that great she should be your Wife not just a gf

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

when ur gf tk u 2 da bar|

I also hate it when my gf tk's me with a BAR

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Same but she's my wyfe

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Decebal posted:

If she's that great she should be your Wife not just a gf

:yikes:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i dont have a gf

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Brevity is the soul of wit, OP

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

If she's that great she should be your Wife not just a gf

maybe one day soon

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Are you skylark's boyfriend?

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
no

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Decebal posted:

If she's that great she should be your Wife not just a gf

i don't believe in bondage, sorry

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
when g ur f

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

bradzilla posted:

posting in a skyl--

oh, hmm, :gas:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Bad Llama posted:

when g ur f

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I'll take one, please ☝️

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Grats on coming out as a furry OP

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i'm not sure what you are trying to say with this, please elaborate OP

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


what do I do if my girlfriend won't stop eating and smoking all my weed and getting blackout drunk but shes real pretty and has a desirable personality otherwise?

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Racoons are dope

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
this isn't a minions meme

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i dont have a gf

well your dog then

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

I am making spooky yipping and chittering sounds in approval of her success, yes...

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

great big cardboard tube posted:

what do I do if my girlfriend won't stop eating and smoking all my weed and getting blackout drunk but shes real pretty and has a desirable personality otherwise?

Keep her at an arms length and enjoy the ride!

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