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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > oh it was just an itch
 
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
what's this? i think i have a speck of glass under my skin. it's piercing me, STABBING ME. i gotta get it out and scratch it away

oh wait, just an itch

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 05:23
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
neo, with his understanding of the simulated reality, bends time and slows down the bullets heading towards him. unfortunately, he does not limbo far enough and a bullet grazes his leg - no wait that was just an itch

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 05:35
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UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
Guys guys stop seriously hold on, stop the hike, I think I twisted my ankle. No, look at it, it's all - yeah, you see? Pointed weird, right? poo poo, poo poo, ow, gently caress, poo poo, this hurts. Uh, does anyone know how to fireman carry? Look, lock arms with him, and you - no, put your hand here, and yours here. Of course it's necessary you rear end, look at my loving le- oh, it was just an itch


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 05:41
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
oh my god! ahh!! it's a suicide bomber about to explo - oh wait it was just an itch on my nose

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 05:46
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Slugnoid

 dammit my scalp wont stop itching what the he- oh wait I'm having a strokncvbxdcxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 05:58
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Keebler Cookout

Drinking is important to my well being.
Your date: "Why have you been touching your dick all night"
Don't worry it's just an itch :suicide101:

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 08:16
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Twenty Four


 *Godzilla stoping around a major city, demolishing buildings, causing destruction.*

Local reporter: "It appears Godzilla is really angry, and going on a rampage! Wait, this just in, Godzilla has settled down and appears relieved. Witnesses are testifying that it was just an itch."

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 12:26
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
An MRI, a PET scan, 3 X-rays, a lower GI, an upper GI, a GI Bill AND a GI Joe, a kidney transplant some bone marrow injections and a root canal and it was just an itch

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Aug 5, 2017 12:33
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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
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Niel Armstrong, 19th July 1969

"One small step for man, one giant leap for.. oh it's just an itch."

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