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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > the univers is just something that wants to live forever
 
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop
that's how it is

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 05:52
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bacalou


 no thats dracula

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 06:11
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Piso Mojado

 you spelled universe wrong op fyi


* # ? Aug 10, 2017 06:25
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bacalou


 no, univers is dracula's online name

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 06:26
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bacalou


 this is a doxx thread about dracula

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 06:26
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Piso Mojado

 ah i think i have a picture of him actually
* # ? Aug 10, 2017 06:32
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bacalou


 here is a picture of dracula during the day
* # ? Aug 10, 2017 06:34
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop

Piso Mojado posted:

you spelled universe wrong op fyi

thank u :)

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 06:45
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Piso Mojado posted:

ah i think i have a picture of him actually



Count Bakula standing in front of a mirror in a Halloween episode of Quantum Leap: "Oh, boy..."

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Aug 10, 2017 16:30
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Wait, didn't that actually happen in an episode?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Aug 10, 2017 16:30
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ron color
 dracula story: "ill be joining you soon enough" dracula whispers into the arbys microphone

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 17:39
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ron color
 Space And Stars Were Cooler 1000 Years Ago, Says Dracula

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 17:41
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bacalou


 dracula kickflips off of the IV drip of an ill climate change denier and puts on his sunglasses. as the needle pulls from their arm, dracula kisses their forehead like a badass and yells "it's science, kid. you wouldn't understand" at the top of his lungs.

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 19:23
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bacalou


 i heard dracula does a really good laser light show at the planetarium

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 19:34
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bacalou


 dracula and neil degrasse tyson co-author a paper on why Neil should be given the tyson chicken company. "it's only fair" argues dracula "i mean check out his last name, it's like 'whaaat, are you going to bite my ear and raise pigeons or serve me a plate of thawed and cooked frozen drumettes?' haha jesus"

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 19:37
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Wrong thread edit I am a dumb

* # ? Aug 10, 2017 22:12
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slowm

live slow, die whenevs
some ppl think the universe don't be like it is
but it do

* # ? Aug 11, 2017 05:19
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alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

you spelled universe wrong op fyi

actually they're just talking about Univers Zero, the creepy horror band from the 70s

* # ? Aug 11, 2017 15:46
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lumpanoodle

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

that's how it is

the universe is cool

* # ? Aug 12, 2017 03:47
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop

slowm posted:

some ppl think the universe don't be like it is
but it do

the other day i stared at this post for 10 minutes and read it over and over when i was high, and it was a journey to behold i tell you what

* # ? Aug 13, 2017 04:24
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Robot Made of Meat

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

the other day i stared at this post for 10 minutes and read it over and over when i was high, and it was a journey to behold i tell you what

Another BYOB success story!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Aug 13, 2017 04:27
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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
The universe is a mess because God self-published instead of having it professionally edited. Gordon Lish would have cut Byzantium entirely and condensed everything prior to 500 B.C. into a two-page prologue.

The Revelation of John promises a cleaned up 2nd edition, but we all know what comes of promises to "fix it later."

* # ? Aug 13, 2017 07:39
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Manifisto


 editor: this "jesus" character is obviously just a self-insert - is he strictly necessary?


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Aug 13, 2017 13:15
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slowm

live slow, die whenevs

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

the other day i stared at this post for 10 minutes and read it over and over when i was high, and it was a journey to behold i tell you what

It's a quote from Neil degrasse tyson. So smart he has three names!

* # ? Aug 14, 2017 17:35
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LP0 ON FIRE

beep boop

slowm posted:

It's a quote from Neil degrasse tyson. So smart he has three names!

wow that guy rules, and i'm also the biggest idiot racist for once thinking he was the same person as Ron Mallet; a fake scientist that's trying to build a time machine to talk to his dead father in binary

* # ? Aug 14, 2017 21:05
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Mariana Horchata

 some things will never live forever

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*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
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the universe turns 50 and quits its job to build a canoe

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