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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The "journo-list" "scandal"

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Samuel Glompers posted:

Jeb kept a pocket full of small plastic turtles and gave them to kids

Reporters interviewing turtle recipients and the kids just kinda shrugged

To be fair, I'd like a turtle

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

he cut it into tiny pieces so he could carefully eat it without getting frosting on his lip, any photos of which would have resulted in "was that cum on your face?" style jokes for the remainder of his career.

The reasoning is sound, but the fact is that he was still eating it without utensils, one strip of unrolled cinnamon bun held between both hands. Probably cleaner than biting into the whole thing but still not exactly a clean method.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Okay now I kinda want a Pepsi and to join the conversation

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
this could be clearer. was it a Cinnabon?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

moist turtleneck posted:

i swear theres a breakfast photo too but this one is fried chicken, greens, and mac n cheese



lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Spergin Morlock posted:

he cut it into tiny pieces so he could carefully eat it without getting frosting on his lip, any photos of which would have resulted in "was that cum on your face?" style jokes for the remainder of his career.

I'd respect him a lot more if it was cum

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


The starbucks "Race Together" thing

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/hillary-clinton-campaign-press-release-7-things-hillary-clinton-has-common-with-your

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004


30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
in Pete's defense if I get invited to a legendary soul food restaurant I'm getting a loving meal

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
lol that person that went around putting pictures of GW in dogshit

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://youtu.be/UAve3cVyT50?si=z-UKHUp6hahiKXO-

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1188909031403900928

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
Bolivia still maintains a Navy even though it’s been landlocked for over 100 years

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
David J. Cieslewicz (/tʃɛsˈlɛvɪtʃ/;[2] Polish pronunciation: [t͡ɕɛɕˈlevit͡ʂ]; born February 17, 1959), commonly referred to as Mayor Dave during his term, is an American politician who was the mayor of Madison, Wisconsin from 2003 to 2011. He is a member of the Democratic Party.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

he cut it into tiny pieces so he could carefully eat it without getting frosting on his lip, any photos of which would have resulted in "was that cum on your face?" style jokes for the remainder of his career.
Just like GW realizing his only job is to never say the words "shame on me" on camera.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Didn't that dogs gender keep changing as well? I think it was originally female but then they decided its male because its a warrior dog

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mister Bates posted:

Bolivia still maintains a Navy even though it’s been landlocked for over 100 years

Titicaca

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Regarde Aduck posted:

Didn't that dogs gender keep changing as well? I think it was originally female but then they decided its male because its a warrior dog

bertolt rekt
Jul 30, 2007


this kicks rear end

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Found this one while scrolling through my screen shots for that one

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


Isabel Fall isn't really a funny politics thing but I remembered it anyway

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb_McI74rY

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

the grounds crew enslaved at the governor's mansion

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mister Bates posted:

isn't a slopless sloppy joe just an extremely loose hamburger

yeah, in fact they're called "loose meat sandwiches."

roseanne owned an operated a loose meat sandwich restaurant in the eponymous show

also: roseanne lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The Chad Jihad posted:

The starbucks "Race Together" thing

oof yeah that was loving dumb. Howard has the absolute worst ideas

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


What was that

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
he wanted baristas to strike up conversations about race during interactions with customers. that's the basic idea. it was super dumb.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Eat This Glob posted:

yeah, in fact they're called "loose meat sandwiches."

roseanne owned an operated a loose meat sandwich restaurant in the eponymous show

also: roseanne lol

loose meat sandwiches kick rear end though

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://www.obamaphone.com

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
loose meat sandwiches would be a p good title for a gay porno

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Mister Bates posted:

Bolivia still maintains a Navy even though it’s been landlocked for over 100 years

Yeah and the border negotiations ceased once Peru and Chile found out the land they're now sitting on is the best place on the planet to mine copper

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