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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



The "Good" Party

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Hamilton's Gryffyndors

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
"The Resistance" obviously

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.
"Think Different" party

because we think in a different way than those other parties. Differently

i feel like we really have a shot at this. Let's take a bite out of corruption

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
The Jeb!roni Party

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cops Party

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

if they try to shove chelsea loving clinton down our throats i'm audi 5000, she can't even figure out weed is cool and good

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

we should make a 1 issue party, a weed party, or maybe drugs in general idk, and then sneak progressive policies through because no one that signs up for the weed party who is good and cool would complain about them

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Percelus posted:

if they try to shove chelsea loving clinton down our throats i'm audi 5000, she can't even figure out weed is cool and good
It will be Mark Zuckerberg.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

FactsAreUseless posted:

It will be Mark Zuckerberg.

Yeah. And Trump will end up being a two-term president.

I'm Facebook friends (lol) with a certain influential senator's well-connected niece, and she has been shilling Zuckerberg HARD on social media.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

What we need now... is a Shrieking Nitwit.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

FactsAreUseless posted:

It will be Mark Zuckerberg.

He'll be running on the "Consolidate and privatize federal data centers" ticket.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Percelus posted:

we should make a 1 issue party, a weed party, or maybe drugs in general idk, and then sneak progressive policies through because no one that signs up for the weed party who is good and cool would complain about them

this is what the libertarian party is but instead of progressive policies they try to sneak in age of consent laws

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

jBrereton posted:

The Whokes

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Snowflakes
Brogressives
Purity Party

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pity Party

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Dumb Loser Babies Party

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Anti-Social Democrats

Donnor Party

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

tunnel $$$nakes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Birthday Party

donuts and sheetcakes for all

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Percelus posted:

we should make a 1 issue party, a weed party, or maybe drugs in general idk, and then sneak progressive policies through because no one that signs up for the weed party who is good and cool would complain about them

This is the right answer. There should be tons of parties for each issue. I would happily cast my vote in with the Abortion Party, Weed Party and the Erring Towards Ethical Safety Age of Consent Party, or EteSac.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Cobweb Heart posted:

Erring Towards Ethical Safety Age of Consent Party

really thought u could sneak this by me???

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
The White Ladies Out For Brunch Party

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

The Alpha Protocol Is Criminally Underrated Party

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
the all-red-mage party

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Wombo

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
GNU/democrats

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

jBrereton posted:

The Whokes

This is probably as good as any joke in this thread can possibly get. Well done.

BrainParasite
Jan 24, 2003


maskenfreiheit posted:

GNU/democrats

The GNU Left

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Dumbledore's Army

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

MaxxBot posted:

The Jeb!roni Party

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


The Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism Party

How has it fallen to me of all people to suggest this one.

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