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marijuanamancer posted:Yeah they actually put effort in to concentrate the thc, this guy is just growing and smoking it Eh, you'll still get high if you just smoke enough. Just make a gravity bong out of a pig's bladder and an old bagpipe and take it down to yonder mill pond.
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Duckbag posted:Eh, you'll still get high if you just smoke enough. Just make a gravity bong out of a pig's bladder and an old bagpipe and take it down to yonder mill pond. yeah but the ratio of lung destruction to getting high is not very efficient in this era, friend
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Aug 24, 2017 12:11
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in fact i think my original post was something to the effect of, the weed is bad! so thanks for making my point i guess
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Aug 24, 2017 12:16
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Aug 24, 2017 12:17
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Fartbox posted:*has massive orgy* I'm so glad I was able to avoid marriage to a woman and join this monastery.
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Aug 24, 2017 12:43
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Boy oh boy it's my favorite time of the year, when our Lord in Heaven Jesus Christ yearly commands the Mother Spirit of the Woods to be bountiful and bring great prosperity to our town, and we shall make a sacrifice in her and His name. *Gets inquisited because of pagan blasphemy*
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Aug 24, 2017 13:09
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*gets smote even to the heart by a highwayman with a dagger worth 2d*
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Aug 24, 2017 14:16
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Aug 24, 2017 14:22
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*Gets boiled in a cauldron of poo poo*
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Aug 24, 2017 14:25
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Universe Master posted:I'm so glad I was able to avoid marriage to a woman and join this monastery. if anything its easier to get your dick sucked in a monastery, in between all the drunken arts and crafts and crazy parties
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Aug 24, 2017 14:35
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poverty goat posted:if anything its easier to get your dick sucked in a monastery, in between all the drunken arts and crafts and crazy parties 
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Aug 24, 2017 14:40
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I take my job as a scribe seriously *draws man with trumpet up rear end in margins of prayerbook*
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bitterandtwisted posted:I take my job as a scribe seriously *draws man with trumpet up rear end in margins of prayerbook* Actually margin illustrations were left up to the scribes and they doodled random in jokes and poo poo to relieve the monotony of copying the bible by hand for the 7th time
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Aug 24, 2017 14:53
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*looks at a pick thread* Talaq talaq talaq
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Aug 24, 2017 14:57
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I am a seller of turnips, verily
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Aug 24, 2017 21:59
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My nation is new Rome! No my nation is new Rome! gently caress both of you, mine is!
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Aug 24, 2017 22:59
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Oh poo poo, the plague is back! Better kill all the cats and Jews.
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phasmid posted:Don't forget they basically overpopulated themselves and sent their children away to do all the raiding so they could keep making babies they couldn't feed. What a bunch of poo poo cretins. They deserved Christianity. lmao true true and now their descendants have some of the highest living standards in the world Duckbag posted:Like half those devices were made up centuries later to make Catholics look bad. The ones that weren't though... I hadn't heard that some were created later; can you elaborate please? marijuanamancer posted:Your cannabis is really bad, cannabis you are growing at this time won't be worth much more than using for rope btw not if I import it from the east using the silk road 
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Aug 25, 2017 03:16
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will you buy my fat daughter? she is well equipped to harvest potatoes. will trade for 2 chickens or best offer.
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is manorialism and sharecropping basically the same thing?
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Kind of except ostensibly sharecropping is a free agreement whereas manorialism involves slavery because the serfs are tied to the land and are property of the land owner.
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Aug 25, 2017 07:28
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*sneaks into castle to steal the princess's undergarments*
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That Robot posted:I hadn't heard that some were created later; can you elaborate please? The iron maiden and "pear of anguish" are both probably fake. There were a couple others, but I'm forgetting them now. There was sort of a vogue in Protestant countries for fantastical depictions of the barbarity of the Inquisition and Catholic monarchs during the early modern period and historians think a lot of these devices were likely made up then.
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Duckbag posted:The iron maiden and "pear of anguish" are both probably fake. There were a couple others, but I'm forgetting them now. There was sort of a vogue in Protestant countries for fantastical depictions of the barbarity of the Inquisition and Catholic monarchs during the early modern period and historians think a lot of these devices were likely made up then. drat Thank you for the detailed reply; that does make sense.
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*Sells kids that shows up in a crusade to slavers for a tidy profit. Pays off any sins on his deathbed and goes to heaven*
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*murders hundreds in the name of god, dies by making GBS threads himself to death while on campaign*
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noether posted:as the 3rd son of a baron from the middle of loving nowhere, I'm considering going "questing" but then actually castrating myself and joining a pagan circle dedicated to some earth mother goddess or another. the details of what we'd worship wouldn't really matter, I'm really just interested in the castration and being a priestess part. Update: I heard of a nice cult of Cybele down in Anatolia and headed down. Unfortunately it's run by the Turks this century. They castrated me anyway which is cool, but now I'm stuck doing clerical work in some other baron's place out in the middle of loving nowhere instead of doing cool priestess poo poo like I wanted
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Universe Master posted:The king is so fat tha-*joke gets cut off, along with head* What, no way! The jester is allowed to mock those in power. *Laughs and claps like a child as the jester does his 'durr, I'm the King and I'm dumb and fat!' shtick* *Spots some baron chuckling at it and cuts off his goddamn head!* The jester is allowed to mock those in power!
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Neutrino posted:People are always saying that serfs had the poo poo end of the stick but if they got paid for raising veggies, what are they going to actually do with those dollars? It's not like they could run down to the 7-11 and buy a case of Coke or a pack of smokes. That poo poo wasn't invented yet! sluts existed in the 1300s
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:sluts existed in the 1300s yeah but you had to call them slatterns e: or trollops
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Aug 26, 2017 06:01
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you dont have to call them anything just hand them a couple bits of metal with some dude you've never met's face on it (he also legally owns you lol) and make the jackoff motion
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Duckbag posted:The iron maiden and "pear of anguish" are both probably fake. There were a couple others, but I'm forgetting them now. There was sort of a vogue in Protestant countries for fantastical depictions of the barbarity of the Inquisition and Catholic monarchs during the early modern period and historians think a lot of these devices were likely made up then. the pear is real
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