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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Lid posted:

A hero has thrown a bicycle under a four-wheel drive in a bid to stop a 15-year-old driver – armed with a knife and dressed in what appears to be black riot gear and a full-face helmet – from running down pedestrians in downtown Melbourne on AFL grand final morning.

Extraordinary footage shows the quick-thinking passer-by sprinting across Swanston Street, grabbing an oBike near St Pauls, running into the Flinders Street intersection and hurling it under the RAV4 to prevent it from reversing.

Holy poo poo an oBike was useful for a change.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:11

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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Can't post for 6 days!

Why won't he gently caress off?

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:11

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Why won't he gently caress off?

He's afraid if he does, he won't exist. Why do you think Howard keeps butting in?

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:15

Mr Chips: Jun 27, 2007; Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Why won't he gently caress off?

because the media keep giving him publicity...which presumably means people read stories about him. In conclusion, ban reading.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:16

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Got a welcome letter to Bendigo East and a fridge magnet from the ALP state member. Call me suspicious, but the state election is more than a year away. It's not the first local ALP advertising either.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:23

Schlesische: Jul 4, 2012

If Guy keeps running his tough on crime stance while having those ties to the Mafia around his neck he's going to be toast in an election.
I still think Victoria is stupid enough to boot DAndrews though.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:25

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

ewe2 posted:

Got a welcome letter to Bendigo East and a fridge magnet from the ALP state member. Call me suspicious, but the state election is more than a year away. It's not the first local ALP advertising either.

Bendigo is cut throat and they need to stay on top of that poo poo.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:27

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Just had this going round the office from one of our event registrations

Dietary requirements: No pork, no shellfish, no halal certified food

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:28

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Why won't he gently caress off?

He'd appear more widely as the Latham-brand has been he is if the media stopped reporting on him, just as they barely ever report on all other ex-PMs.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:30

PaletteSwappedNinja: Jun 3, 2008; One Nation, Under God.

Enjoy your styrofoam, I guess?

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:31

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Solemn Sloth posted:

Just had this going round the office from one of our event registrations

Dietary requirements: No pork, no shellfish, no halal certified food

tuna sashimi

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:37

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

JBP posted:

Bendigo is cut throat and they need to stay on top of that poo poo.

Federally, absolutely. It's the state side that excites my curiosity. Remember that the LNP have been crowing about a secret weapon candidate, I'm wondering if the ALP already know who.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Just had this going round the office from one of our event registrations

Dietary requirements: No pork, no shellfish, no halal certified food

So dry bread all round, well done.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:45

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

snoremac posted:

He'd appear more widely as the Latham-brand has been he is if the media stopped reporting on him, just as they barely ever report on all other ex-PMs.

Most ex-PMs aren't still in Parliament.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 04:49

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Holy poo poo an oBike was useful for a change.

coming soon, the obarricade

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:05

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Get them some baby food, because they are a giant baby.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:27

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Solemn Sloth posted:

Just had this going round the office from one of our event registrations

Dietary requirements: No pork, no shellfish, no halal certified food

Take whever non pork, non shellfish meal they have and pour a can of been on it. Instant de-Halal.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:31

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Maybe there will be Sikhs there? They can't eat ritualistically killed meat.

Doesn't explain the shellfish, though.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:39

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

allegries or jewish

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:45

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Lid posted:

A hero has thrown a bicycle under a four-wheel drive in a bid to stop a 15-year-old driver – armed with a knife and dressed in what appears to be black riot gear and a full-face helmet – from running down pedestrians in downtown Melbourne on AFL grand final morning.

Extraordinary footage shows the quick-thinking passer-by sprinting across Swanston Street, grabbing an oBike near St Pauls, running into the Flinders Street intersection and hurling it under the RAV4 to prevent it from reversing.

This person sounds dope as hell I'd love to see their bike throwing technique.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:46

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Gorilla Salad posted:

Maybe there will be Sikhs there? They can't eat ritualistically killed meat.

Doesn't explain the shellfish, though.

Shellfish is fair enough as it's a common allergy. Sikhs generally only care about meat in this regard too, I've never met any that care about eating something with a halal sticker on it.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:48

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Most ex-PMs aren't still in Parliament.

He's an increasingly isolated backbencher who's never going to lead the party again. His opinion on NRL pageantry is asinine and irrelevant and doesn't deserve air. Nobody outside of Bolt's readership would wonder where he'd gone if the media stopped reporting every thing he says.

snoremac fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Oct 2, 2017

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

This person sounds dope as hell I'd love to see their bike throwing technique.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/hero-throws-obike-under-car-to-stop-masked-man-armed-with-knife-on-flinders-street-20170930-gyrv3l.html this has video

# ? Oct 2, 2017 05:59

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Maybe there will be Sikhs there? They can't eat ritualistically killed meat.

Doesn't explain the shellfish, though.

Nah, given my industry I'm 99% certain it's just some fuckin racist idiot. Most probably from the outer south east.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 06:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.