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if you pet a bee's soft fur it will purr for you

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# ? Sep 6, 2017 17:13

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# ? May 10, 2024 10:44

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buglord posted:

You probably all know this one but it's my fav bee fact. if at least one person learns from this post, my goal is fulfilled.

there's some honeybees that kill gigantic Japanese hornets (they're terrifyingly huge) by swarming all over them. but they don't sting or bite the hornet. rather they all vibrate furiously to produce heat. this heat slow cooks the hornet, saving the hive.

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thats like, SOP for when they land in the nest and its cool

almost as cool as a nice tall glass of syrup sweetened with honey :ohyeah:

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# ? Sep 6, 2017 17:51

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carpenter bees are named that due to the little tool belts they wear

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 00:46

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

blurry rear end bees up ta somethin before the storm

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 01:08

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

what most people call the 'stinger' on a bee is actually a beak. however! this doesn't mean that bees are birds. they're actually the closest living relative of the kraken

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 01:10

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

The bees told me that they're all dying because they know a sinking ship when they see one.

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 07:56

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees arent real

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thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:42

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

a dog

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:13

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the original Hallmark 'Bee Mine' bee-picture Valentine's Day greeting cards, when opened, contained a postage-paid envelope and the inscription "this is MY bee. I don't fully understand why I am sending it to you. please return my bee."

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 19:15

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

when trained by elite Russian soldiers, bees can be trained to carry thrown grenades, procure tommy guns, cover a standing man in bee-made body armor (resistant to small arms fire!) and much more. when said elite soldier falls to half vitality, he can summon bullet bees which act as projectiles. these specialized bees burrow into their victim and can only be removed by pressing START, going to the Survival Viewer and using the knife with the ACTION BUTTON.

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:12

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

as most people know, the coolest part of the bee is of course the bee's knees. but did you know the uncoolest part of the bee? it's that awful little flap at the end of the elbow. that's right, the bee's wenis.

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 05:59

Hardawn: Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates

bees communed with wiz k to spread the word of "black" and "yellow", the bees then used the royalty money to promote bee extinction propaganda on facebook

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 14:19

Pastry of the Year

MAKE MONEY FAST by dressing trained bees in tiny dice costumes and breaking the bank at disreputable backroom crap games

ASK ME HOW

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 19:11

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Pastry of the Year posted:

MAKE MONEY FAST by dressing trained bees in tiny dice costumes and breaking the bank at disreputable backroom crap games

ASK ME HOW

I got bee guts all over my palms when I did this. the other players threatened to break my kneecaps if I took bees again. What did I do wrong?

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 19:14

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

bees can make cheese

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thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 19:25

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

If you think about it, bee's are really just air dogs.

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 19:42

Pastry of the Year

buglord posted:

I got bee guts all over my palms when I did this. the other players threatened to break my kneecaps if I took bees again. What did I do wrong?

(1) please carefully measure the apian aperture of your dice costumes against the diameter of your fattest trained bee

(2) remember to plan with your bees before approaching the game as many venues frown on "table talk" not along the lines of acceptable craps patter

for fuller answers to these and other questions, order my PDF "Making the Point: How to Sting the House at Craps" for just $19.99

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 19:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"Let it bee, let it bee! Let it bee, oh let it bee!" -the Bee Tolls

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# ? Sep 8, 2017 22:44

Arrhythmia

Bees love me.

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:54

Pastry of the Year

MAKE MONEY FAST by selling bees to rheumatism sufferers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=San3ucpFSac

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:44

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Pastry of the Year posted:

MAKE MONEY FAST by selling bees to rheumatism sufferers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=San3ucpFSac

What the hell is this from even :pusheen:

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:48

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POOL IS CLOSED posted:

What the hell is this from even

The Bees (1978) starring the one and only John Saxon

# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:51

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Pastry of the Year posted:

The Bees (1978) starring the one and only John Saxon

Thanks!

Looks like a very special episode of Pokemon. :thunk:

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:55

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

beekeeper is the longest word that can by typed with one hand on a typewriter

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:57

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

bee thread but every time someone gets probated it goes faster

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 06:25

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

1 in 6 pistachios contain a bee entombed within the nut.

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 10:10

Daztek

please save the bees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwHHBqNm814

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 10:25

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

if you gi ve bees milk theyll turn dizzy

(ca i get the gif too as reason)

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# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:21

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Hogge Wild posted:

if you gi ve bees milk theyll turn dizzy

(ca i get the gif too as reason)

ye

though it'll be a bit because I'm knee deep in beez

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# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:25

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

The drones are being kicked out tonight! The eviction notices were served and now Sheriff Bee is on the case.

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:21

alnilam

Bees aren't real

# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:42

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

alnilam posted:

Bees aren't real

you take that back mister!!!

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# ? Sep 13, 2017 04:40

sb hermit

if you give a bee a cookie, it�ll want a glass of milk

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# ? May 10, 2024 10:44

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

i can't probe you now!

foiled again

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# ? Oct 24, 2017 13:25

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