Moral Dilemmas

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Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

You board a bus and every pair of seats already has one person occupying the window seat. These people are all history's greatest monsters: serial killers, despots, anti-vaxxers, etc.

Who do you choose to sit next to, and why?

Note: Choosing to stand will result in you being executed with the bullet that would otherwise go on to suicide H*tler, thus ensuring a thousand year reich.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 06:59

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 23:44

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I chose to leave the bus. The people in that thing have a very bad reputation.

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:04

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Wait am I also one of histories greatest monsters? Why did I get on that bus? Where is it going. I'ts hard to make a choice without a full picture of the situation, I find.

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:05

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Why is this bus doing this? What benefit can we gain from using a time traveling bus to gather up a bunch of serious jerks?

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:08

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

*pathetically throws clipboard to the ground*

Eight years of university, wasted!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:11

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Did the other passengers get taken like right after their garbage or did it wait for right before they die naturally? We know they aren't babies since Jeb would have snuck on and strangled them all, but that still leaves a lot of age range since fighting off Jeb doesn't seem that hard. Jeb could really use some more gym time in my humble opinion.

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:12

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Jedrick posted:

*pathetically throws clipboard to the ground*

Eight years of university, wasted!

You could always teach. :3:

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:13

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

You see, the joke is that you can earn money by causing other people to waste their lives as well.

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:15

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

drilldo squirt posted:

You see, the joke is that you can earn money by causing other people to waste their lives as well.

So I can either exploit the misguided passions of others for capital gain, or live out a devastatingly unfulfilling life?

That's quite the Sophie's catch.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:38

cda: by Hand Knit

I would sit next to the worst monster of all, myself.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:44

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cda posted:

I would sit next to the worst monster of all, myself.

As the biggest worstest monster, I get into the drivers seat, and take them all to where they want to go.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 13:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'd love to sit down somewhere and lower my genitals into this garbage disposal but all these historical monsters are manspreading so I can't take a seat.

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