yosmas 2016 puzzles: dammit ahmeni you've had 9 months

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Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

dig the joy of linux book out. i cant find a pdf online

# ? Sep 20, 2017 03:37

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:12

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

does it have anything to do with computers?

# ? Sep 20, 2017 04:13

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

Rufus Ping posted:

did you get any books. could be a one time pad where digit(s) correspond to book number / chapter number / page number / paragraph etc

Max Peck posted:

I could go for the first three digits of each group being a page number, The Joy of Linux is 368 pages, so 292 being the highest would allow for stuff like prefaces

THE VITRIOL YOU DETECT BETWEEN THE CAMPS SOMETIMES COMES FROM

# ? Sep 20, 2017 08:21

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

here are the first 6 entries from the list because ive only had a few minutes spare tonight and this is a particularly frustrating thing for a dude with minor dyslexia

pre:

number,character_offset,character_offset_if_you_count_spaces,word_offset
02412,T,O,improvements              
16307,O,N,it
09601,B,B,beeping
15129,P,W,perhaps
25611,E,W,sort
08922,W,A,on

# ? Sep 20, 2017 15:05

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

i'll save you forever and say that that the format is page num:line num, the previous post was the first segment

i was tempted to go with page num:word num and then one-time pad but when i was grabbing examples i decided to change plans

# ? Sep 20, 2017 15:13

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

using the free sample pdf of the first chapter of the book:

pre:

Page 024 line 12 - The
Page 163 line 07
Page 096 line 01
Page 151 line 29
Page 256 line 11
Page 089 line 22
Page 226 line 01
Page 222 line 03
Page 089 line 20
Page 135 line 04
Page 135 line 06
Page 030 line 04 - it
Page 292 line 16
Page 236 line 04
Page 071 line 08
Page 162 line 06
Page 071 line 04
Page 061 line 10
Page 018 line 10 - Richard
Page 063 line 04
Page 152 line 20
Page 089 line 26
Page 224 line 04
Page 119 line 25
Page 117 line 15
Page 089 line 33
Page 219 line 30
Page 050 line 07
Page 226 line 05
Page 163 line 18
Page 084 line 15
Page 069 line 02

# ? Sep 20, 2017 17:53

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Rufus Ping posted:

using the free sample pdf of the first chapter of the book:

pre:

Page 024 line 12 - The
Page 163 line 07
Page 096 line 01
Page 151 line 29
Page 256 line 11
Page 089 line 22
Page 226 line 01
Page 222 line 03
Page 089 line 20
Page 135 line 04
Page 135 line 06
Page 030 line 04 - it
Page 292 line 16
Page 236 line 04
Page 071 line 08
Page 162 line 06
Page 071 line 04
Page 061 line 10
Page 018 line 10 - Richard
Page 063 line 04
Page 152 line 20
Page 089 line 26
Page 224 line 04
Page 119 line 25
Page 117 line 15
Page 089 line 33
Page 219 line 30
Page 050 line 07
Page 226 line 05
Page 163 line 18
Page 084 line 15
Page 069 line 02

my god it's a "dear richard" post reviewing the 2017 IT movie remake

# ? Sep 20, 2017 17:55

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

Rufus Ping posted:

using the free sample pdf of the first chapter of the book:

pre:

Page 024 line 12 - The
Page 163 line 07
Page 096 line 01
Page 151 line 29
Page 256 line 11
Page 089 line 22
Page 226 line 01
Page 222 line 03
Page 089 line 20
Page 135 line 04
Page 135 line 06
Page 030 line 04 - it
Page 292 line 16
Page 236 line 04
Page 071 line 08
Page 162 line 06
Page 071 line 04
Page 061 line 10
Page 018 line 10 - Richard
Page 063 line 04
Page 152 line 20
Page 089 line 26
Page 224 line 04
Page 119 line 25
Page 117 line 15
Page 089 line 33
Page 219 line 30
Page 050 line 07
Page 226 line 05
Page 163 line 18
Page 084 line 15
Page 069 line 02

to save someone the time of meticulously copying lines out of the book:

code:

02412 THE VITRIOL YOU DETECT BETWEEN THE CAMPS SOMETIMES COMES FROM
16307 LINUX BOXES THAT NEED A STERN TALKING TO AS WELL
09601 BEEPING AT YOU REPEATEDLY AND MAKING YOU SORRY TO BE ALIVE IF
15129 THIS NEXT STATEMENT SOUNDS LIKE SNOBBERY BUT IT IS TRUE OF ALL
25611 THE ONE AND ONLY GIMP SOME MAINTAIN ITS A SLY REFERENCE TO A
08922 FREAK DID I NOT KNOW HOW TO USE
22601 LINUX IN THE WORKPLACE LINUX IN THE HOME LINUX IN YOUR TV
22203 EVEN IF THEY RUN INTO SOMETHING THEY DONT RECOGNIZE THE NATURE
08920 EMACS ID USED EMACS TO EDIT A
13504 DUDE BOOT SECTOR VIRUS
13506 YOUR DRIVE MAN THE WIZARD SAID BETWEEN SIPS OF COLA
03004 IT SERVES LITTLE TO DOWNPLAY THE IMPORTANCE OF GNU TO THE LINUX
29216 SIDE IT'S GUHNOME HEAVY ON THE G AND LIGHT ON THE UH
23604 RESPONDING TO THE QUESTION WE MIGHT GET A BIT DEFENSIVE
07108 TO STARK RAVING PARANOIA
16206 WE DON'T UNDERSTAND INSTEAD OF JUST TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT WE
07104 COME OFF LOOKING LIKE LOONIES EVERYONE ACT NORMAL
06110 THERES ONE TRAGIC PHENOMENON IN THE WORLD OF COMPUTING ITS
01810 RICHARD M STALLMAN MORE COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS RMS
06304 WEARING A RUBBER SUIT WITH A BALL GAG
15220 IN THE BUTT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE THOUGH SOMEONE DISCOVERS
08926 THE SIMPLE ELEGANCE AND POWER OF VI
22404 YOU MAY EVEN END UP WEARING IT ON YOUR BODY
11925 MY EYES GOGGLED I NEARLY LOST IT EXCUSE ME BUT ARE YOU
11715 SOMETHING RATHER STUPID
08933 SO I REPLIED IN KIND VI I ARGUED IS FOR MASOCHISTS AND LICKSPITTLES
21930 FORKING BY THE WAY IS SOMETHING THAT LINUX USERS FEAR GREATLY
05007 STARTING NEXT WEEK SERIOUS LINUX FU
22605 FOR MAXIMUM GAMING PLEASURE
16318 YOUR INSERT OPERATING SYSTEM HERE SUCKS THE TYPICAL STATE
08415 INSTALL IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE A PEPPER TOO
06902 CONCERNED WERE DERIVED FROM SOME NUMBERING SYSTEM THAT PREDATED

as i mentioned earlier i was going to just grab a line or two then one-time pad it up, but the sample lines turned out too good and were naturally turning into this mess

# ? Sep 20, 2017 18:21

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

YOSPOS: STARTING NEXT WEEK SERIOUS LINUX FU

# ? Sep 20, 2017 18:27

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

i'm the MAXIMUM GAMING PLEASURE

# ? Sep 20, 2017 18:43

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

anthonypants posted:

i'm the MAXIMUM GAMING PLEASURE

RIGGED FOR HER PLEASURE

# ? Sep 20, 2017 18:52

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ah, you trained it on Kirk's posts

# ? Sep 21, 2017 01:24

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

so is that it or are we supposed to turn that into a lock combination somehow

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:33

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

The number for the combination lock is on a piece of paper hidden behind ahmenis right eye, you�ll have to dig it out with this spoon if you want to save yourself

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:45

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

there is a combination lock code hidden at the end, it's the out of place line about number systems. this is obtuse but 06902, aka pg 69 line 2, aka 692 when converted from hex to dec is 1682

# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:56

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

there is a combination lock code hidden at the end, it's the out of place line about number systems. this is obtuse but 06902, aka pg 69 line 2, aka 692 when converted from hex to dec is 1682

nice

# ? Sep 21, 2017 18:57

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

it says "YOSPOS BICTH"

# ? Sep 22, 2017 06:02

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

there is a combination lock code hidden at the end, it's the out of place line about number systems. this is obtuse but 06902, aka pg 69 line 2, aka 692 when converted from hex to dec is 1682

wait was this the actual combination

# ? Oct 6, 2017 07:34

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

ahmeni posted:

wait was this the actual combination

did you lose the lock

# ? Oct 6, 2017 07:42

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

ahmeni posted:

wait was this the actual combination

ya just prefix it with 0. there isn't anything noteworthy on the drive though as i didn't want to add too many puzzle layers in the event of you hitting a wall.

# ? Oct 6, 2017 08:22

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

lol

# ? Oct 7, 2017 07:22

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

ya just prefix it with 0. there isn't anything noteworthy on the drive though as i didn't want to add too many puzzle layers in the event of you hitting a wall.

check the drive ahmeni it probably has something rly cool on it

# ? Oct 7, 2017 07:36

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

ahmeni pls

# ? Oct 7, 2017 08:16

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Hope it's an etherkiller

# ? Oct 8, 2017 20:35

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

lmao

# ? Oct 8, 2017 21:57

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

ahmeni you lazy gently caress post the USB stick

# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:29

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Rufus Ping posted:

Hope it's an earthkiller

# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:14

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

yeah i tried it with a prefixed 0 when that was first posted and that wasn't it and figured i had missed something else?

# ? Oct 9, 2017 07:04

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

oh poo poo there we go

alas it doesnt seem to want to show up as an actual device, nothing in dmesg either

# ? Oct 9, 2017 07:23

Weed goku: Aug 25, 2017; Can't post for 5 years!

ahmeni posted:

oh poo poo there we go

alas it doesnt seem to want to show up as an actual device, nothing in dmesg either

you dont have USB Prober.app ???? llol

# ? Oct 9, 2017 08:08

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

I don�t even have USB ports

# ? Oct 9, 2017 13:08