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TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Spite.

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Sjs00 posted:

I also hosed your mom



504 posted:

That law only applies when the act does not violate the laws of nature.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Nothing motivates me. I'm just waiting for the sweet embrace of the crypt.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Over There posted:

I need a new game. What are you playing?

Persona 5, wizardry 8, always bloodborne

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

nothing; I don't really give a poo poo about anything

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
To those many who find they have no motivation or seek only death:

Can you try to answer any of the questions in the original post?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Primary Motivations: to help my newfound family grow their business, and amass something resembling wealth in today's world.
I eat incredibly well because I find it challenging; and less expensive.
I don't study poo poo should probably get on that.
I have the job I have because I believe its just right to have one. Contribute to society and all that.
Who's important? Gee whiz that's a good one.
My motivations are just to exist in a healthy way.
..
I have a technique of measuring 'balance' in life and its called the 7 portents of life; maybe you've heard of it?
In no particular order; Work, Social, Finance, Spiritual, Mental, Health, and Family. Maintaining all 7 is almost impossible.
I do know that what doesn't successfully motivate me is the need to stick my dick in some unsanitary hole 24/7.
/effortpost

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Money

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

A warm hole to stick my junk and/or face.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Love.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I drink a shot of everclear every time some goon uses the phrase “sweet embrace of death”. You know, to celebrate their originality.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Penis

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I drink a shot of everclear every time some goon uses the phrase “sweet embrace of death”. You know, to celebrate their originality.

Zgel-Shubtaf, the merciless god of tired jokes, must be appeased.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Nothing. Life is punishment for the sin of being born.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Cheese

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Self hate

Prude
Nov 28, 2010

by Reene
the central truth of all things that i can never grasp, so i must merely reach for and approximate ever more closely by growing my knowledge-turned-triangulation until death removes me from such a burden or grants me further enlightenment (i'm gay)

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Malthuras posted:

Blowjobs and showers

:same:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Fear, in a man's eyes

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
easy fun time boys

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Spite, mostly.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Avirosb posted:

Spite, mostly.

That and not starving to death.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Hope for a miracle.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
That butthole tingle

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
My limbic system supplemented by copious endorphins.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I drink a shot of everclear every time some goon uses the phrase “sweet embrace of death”. You know, to celebrate their originality.

Fighting fire with fire I see

Nothing motivates me, I just eat and poo poo constantly in a drunken blur like bradley cooper in limitless

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

My hatred for the legal workings of Isaac Newton

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The naive belief that things will work out.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Posting on the first page. Not even sure I can hit submit reply this time. Feeling pretty unmotiva

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!




Avirosb posted:

Sprite, mostly.

:agreed:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I like to try new slimes after scraping them off a wendys dumpster. Well - its not always wendys I'm pretty open minded :D

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

We Know Catheters posted:

Fear, in a man's eyes

Whut? Lol. :downs:

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Mostly fear. Fear of what I once was and am capable of being again. Fear of misery and degradation.

YonKnave
Jun 23, 2010
Nothing motivates me. It kind of sucks tbh

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
rage mainly, sometimes money

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Normal all american activites: Finding and breaking eggs, lurking, small pleasures with the homeless, old cigarettes, wet cigarettes. The stuff mom used to make at home :)

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