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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

She looks like a very grateful lover

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


This looks like a Photoshop in the head region. C/D?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Boof Bonser posted:

She's an ugly human all right

ugly for a human... 7.5 for a half ogre tho

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
As a stout defender of both Dunham and Hillary, I have to say that I'd gently caress them both silly. Powerful, creative, and historically relevant women are attractive to me so I'd totally bang them.

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
If it wasn't for rich white men, rich white women would easily be the worst people on the planet.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Garcin posted:

As a stout defender of both Dunham and Hillary, I have to say that I'd gently caress them both silly. Powerful, creative, and historically relevant women are attractive to me so I'd totally bang them.

Lena n Hillary are both major paid if yr decent looking you could be a sugar baby

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Garcin posted:

As a stout defender of both Dunham and Hillary, I have to say that I'd gently caress them both silly. Powerful, creative, and historically relevant women are attractive to me so I'd totally bang them.

she certainly is stout.

Like an orc.

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

she certainly is stout.

Like an orc.

I am so turned on at this moment. Orc like Dungeons and Dragons orc or Shadowrun Ork but not Shadowrun troll no i am not going to go there.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Garcin posted:

I am so turned on at this moment. Orc like Dungeons and Dragons orc or Shadowrun Ork but not Shadowrun troll no i am not going to go there.

orc like shek (shrek's orcish cousin)

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Garcin posted:

I am so turned on at this moment. Orc like Dungeons and Dragons orc or Shadowrun Ork but not Shadowrun troll no i am not going to go there.

Orc like Ralph Pootawn

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

that purse is definitely full of old raw meat for snacking on.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

sounds like youre jealous dahmer

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Former DILF posted:

sounds like youre jealous dahmer

No, he wants to eat her.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Two very likable women.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

The White Dragon posted:

ugly for a human... 7.5 for a half ogre tho

well she clearly used charisma and int as dump stats

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

She looks like Baron Harkonnen

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

givepatajob posted:

She looks like Baron Harkonnen

LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

givepatajob posted:

She looks like Baron Harkonnen

holy gently caress she kind of does

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

sure but so does santa claus

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Gunt Orc

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the left has these two monster while the right has tomi lahren and the other blonde, you guys are hosed

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

People will always be their best argument against themselves.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

No but they do have similar cheeks

I came in here to say this

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

lena dunham proves that celebrities can be just as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
GBS stop leaking into reality

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

attack of the 50 ton woman a lena dunham story

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

attacking ppls appearance is dumb just attack their bad ideas and personalities

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

treasure bear posted:

attacking ppls appearance is dumb just attack their bad ideas and personalities

Look at this retarded buck tooth fucker with the good ideas

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
If they gave prizes for being dumb and ugly Lena would win them all

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
she'd come in second place after you

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I always cum second, for I am a gentleman

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

treasure bear posted:

attacking ppls appearance is dumb just attack their bad ideas and personalities

You're ugly lol!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

What the heck is going on in here

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

mystery fluid posted:

If it wasn't for rich white men, rich white women would easily be the worst people on the planet.

Did you forget that Saudi Arabia exists?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OctaviusBeaver posted:

Did you forget that Saudi Arabia exists?

Lmao nowhere near as bad as the devils

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Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!


>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a human being
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a oval office
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek

>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my rear end-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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