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should byob be a democracy?
yes
yup
this poll is rigged (not actually an option btw)
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Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:


in recent news, incumbent mod FluffieDuckie appoints a second mod carte blanche amid cries of public outrage. in response to concerned posters questioning FluffieDuckie's authority to do so, this is what they had to say:

FluffieDuckie posted:

Because this isn't a democracy :colbert:

as tensions rise, a bold voice is heard:

cda posted:

I think we should vote on whether to be a democracy

what say you, poster, will you take this laying down or will you rise up to meet the growing autocratic power structure that exists in this our forums? we cannot expect power to be handed to us, we must seize it for ourselves!! it is not only fair, but it is our right as paying members of this forum! to take control of the means of our posting and throw off the totalitarian shackles of our oppressors!! stand with me, my comrade, for the day of our liberation beckons!


(could you please help me, fluffieduckie, i can't figure out how to add a poll to a new topic)
nevermind, i figured it out

Sprue fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 3, 2017

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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Insurrection!!

someone get a co-dictator!

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
i vote for checkboxes

the unabonger
we don't need a democracy, we need a revolution

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
*preparing blockades of sexy topless firemen*
they won't be able to stop us without a fight! or maybe some sort of village people dance off....

Robot Made of Meat

I don't know if anybody else has noticed, but we have Moderators, but we do NOT have Conservators or Liberators. Seems fishy to me!

Except, umm. Duckie and Al are really good, so I'd never want them to be unhappy.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Robot Made of Meat

i flunked out posted:

we don't need a democracy, we need a revolution

Will the revolution involve sexy, topless firemen? Asking for a friend.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Will the revolution involve sexy, topless firemen? Asking for a friend.

hey, only there are sexy topless firewomen as well!

Equality. :colbert:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Macnult

*puts on firefighter hat* did someone say democracy?

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Will the revolution involve sexy, topless firemen? Asking for a friend.

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Macnult posted:

*puts on firefighter hat* did someone say democracy?

this made me laugh a lot more than it probably should have.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

vanisher

FluffieDuckie

:cop:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

alnilam

I'm vote

Guillermus




I vote for riot control Fluffie.


Thanks Manifisto for the cheesy goondue!

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
The Democratic People's Republic of BYOB


Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
under democratic rule, we will live self determined, liberated forum lives, our post content will be moderated only by a fair jury of our peers! the powers that be have taken our right to access warez, porn, memes when it is our god given right to do so! let us bring back the ancient sub forums and de-regulate content! why should we allow our comrades to be banned for telling people lsd is a great way to kick dope? it could totally work for some people! why can't we post loss edits of fully delitized bondage cartoons where ever we like? it doesn't hurt anyone! give me freedom to post or let me be banned! (hahaha jk don't ban me!) what should we do to the chains that bind us? i say..... SEVER!!!

wearing a lampshade

I would honestly prefer just being bossed around a little, but in a friendly way that doesn't make it seem like I'm being bossed around

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
i always imagined byob as a soviet type party dictatorship. pretty sure fluffie is just a figure head acting on behalf of the central committee.

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
fluffie is no hero. she personally signed the death warrants for several of her comrades during the stalinist purges

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
*puts on yoke of oppression*

time to do the things...

:justpost:

alnilam

in byob we make jokes, so i don't see why not also wear yokes?

FluffieDuckie

Nosfereefer posted:

fluffie is no hero. she personally signed the death warrants for several of her comrades during the stalinist purges

regime changes don't have to be bloody, but they're more fun that way


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Matoi Ryuko


i vote sprue ranks all byob posters and then posts the list

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

Matoi Ryuko posted:

i vote sprue ranks all byob posters and then posts the list

i believe in non-hierachical forum organization. ideas like some jokes being funnier then other jokes, or some avs looking better then others, are social constructs and will be done away with after the democratic revolution. all posters will be ranked equally. we shall all adopt similar, attractive but not garish, avatars and the simple title of "ammar". the practice of "quoting" and "empty quoting" posts shall be seen as egoistic and will be strongly discouraged (not banned, of course, that would be totally hosed.)

Matoi Ryuko


Sprue posted:

i believe in non-hierachical forum organization. ideas like some jokes being funnier then other jokes, or some avs looking better then others, are social constructs and will be done away with after the democratic revolution. all posters will be ranked equally. we shall all adopt similar, attractive but not garish, avatars and the simple title of "ammar". the practice of "quoting" and "empty quoting" posts shall be seen as egoistic and will be strongly discouraged (not banned, of course, that would be totally hosed.)

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

Just from this single empty quote, I find myself already struggling against my ego. Ah, see, here i have capitalized the self pronoun of i! help me, ammar, help me by calling me to a struggle session, help me resist these feelings :anarchists:

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Sprue posted:

i believe in non-hierachical forum organization. ideas like some jokes being funnier then other jokes, or some avs looking better then others, are social constructs and will be done away with after the democratic revolution. all posters will be ranked equally. we shall all adopt similar, attractive but not garish, avatars and the simple title of "ammar". the practice of "quoting" and "empty quoting" posts shall be seen as egoistic and will be strongly discouraged (not banned, of course, that would be totally hosed.)

this sounds suspiciously like egalitarianism and leftist deviancy. where is the vanguard? the party nomenclature?

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Rushi

by Smythe
i will step in and lead everyone against coupons and deals and there will be only one > : )

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darthzeta88

by Pragmatica
I do not think BYOB would do well under a direct democracy and therefor vote for Fluffieduckie

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

darthzeta88 posted:

I do not think BYOB would do well under a direct democracy and therefor vote for Fluffieduckie

fluffieduckie 2017 - make your last vote count!

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Randaconda

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
#notmybyobmoderator

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FluffieDuckie

darthzeta88 posted:

I do not think BYOB would do well under a direct democracy and therefor vote for Fluffieduckie

and alnilam

we're here to save you from democracy


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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