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Soldiers get all antsy when you put on a uniform and get free McDonald’s, so do they get just as antsy when they see someone wearing camo? Maybe not the “looks like I’m inside a tree” camo, but what about that standard “looks like it came from Vietnam” blobs of color kind of camo? I just successfully tricked the guy at Chipotle into giving me free queso on my burrito and all it took was some camo and a blowjob in the back alley.
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why were you even unbanned?
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Oct 5, 2017 20:48
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Throw those clothes, and your entire body, into a trashcan.
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Oct 5, 2017 20:49
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Hold up McD's gives you free burgs if you are in fatigues?
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Oct 5, 2017 20:49
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Everything is Stolen Valor if you're enough of a Patriot
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Oct 5, 2017 20:51
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BDUs are still used by Natty guards(weekend warriors), so they still technically count? It's only Stolen Valor if you paid full price, though 
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Oct 5, 2017 20:53
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The Gap©®™®© made a really good camo jacket that an ex bought me and I really like it a lot, it's better than the real thing ever was honestly, fits nice (lots of pockets plus, I look like a tree) but I can't wear it in the Bay Area because people here will hate me for going away to learn how to murder people (which was how I paid for college) also I guess other former murder-guys might think I'm faking it I guess (who cares what those guys think though honestly we're all idiots) I never actually had to murder anybody though I just practiced a whole bunch
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Oct 5, 2017 20:53
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I used to own some camo shorts to go with my Vio-Lence shirt and lemme tell you I never got free anything
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naem posted:The Gap©®™®© made a really good camo jacket that an ex bought me and I really like it a lot, it's better than the real thing ever was honestly, fits nice (lots of pockets plus, I look like a tree) but I can't wear it in the Bay Area because people here will hate me for going away to learn how to murder people (which was how I paid for college) also I guess other former murder-guys might think I'm faking it I guess (who cares what those guys think though honestly we're all idiots) I never actually had to murder anybody though I just practiced a whole bunch vietnaem
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Oct 5, 2017 22:05
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its not stolen valor if you pretend to be an E4 that signed up out of high school so you could get cheap college and ended up discharged when you caught syphilis in Tokyo town.
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Oct 5, 2017 22:18
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Good to see you back, Windows98.
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Oct 5, 2017 22:21
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other people posted:vietnaem oh no she was from Taiwan (we haven't fought that war yet)
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Oct 5, 2017 22:24
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They can't accuse you of stolen valor if they can't see you. Hide out in the forest.
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Extra Large Marge posted:They can't accuse you of stolen valor if they can't see you. Hide out in the forest. Isn't it sort of their literal job to find people hiding with camo on? Seems like a bad idea.
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Oct 5, 2017 23:10
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Sometime in late 2001 I got a free cup of coffee at a Biscuit World in Kentucky because I wore a cheap N.Y.F.D. logo t-shirt purchased from a NJ turnpike gift shop.
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Oct 5, 2017 23:39
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mind the walrus posted:Everything is Stolen Valor if you're enough of a Patriot Real Patriots Question Everything.
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Oct 5, 2017 23:44
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You gonna get court-Marshalled.
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Oct 5, 2017 23:48
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Colonel Cancer posted:You gonna get court-Marshalled. Food court-marshaled
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Oct 5, 2017 23:53
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I don't like people who wear camo, don't trust em. What are they trying to hide?
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Oct 6, 2017 00:11
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I wore camo paintballing. I didn't wear camo paintballing. Didn't matter. Didn't work. FAKE NEWS.
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Oct 6, 2017 00:16
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Nut to Butt posted:I don't like people who wear camo, don't trust em. What are they trying to hide? themselves, dummy!
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im cute posted:themselves, dummy!
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Oct 6, 2017 00:22
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They're hiding from their inner feelings.
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Oct 6, 2017 00:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:They're hiding from their inner feelings.
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Oct 6, 2017 00:55
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How come there's not camo that looks like a park bench?
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Oct 6, 2017 01:08
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COMRADES posted:Hold up McD's gives you free burgs if you are in fatigues?
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Oct 6, 2017 01:17
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i like that posted:why were you even unbanned?
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Oct 6, 2017 01:27
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How do they even see you op?
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Oct 6, 2017 01:45
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if someone spent their military career drone murdering nerds at a computer console does that count as stolen valor?
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Food court-marshaled heh
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Oct 6, 2017 01:52
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One time long ago I bought something from some food court at some at a mall I'd never worked in, and the cashier asked me if I worked at that mall because there was a 10% discount for mall employees. I said I didn't, and he asked, "Are you sure?" I didn't want to lie, but I have since sometimes wondered whether or not the discount was a real thing.
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I.C. posted:One time long ago I bought something from some food court at some at a mall I'd never worked in, and the cashier asked me if I worked at that mall because there was a 10% discount for mall employees. I said I didn't, and he asked, "Are you sure?" I didn't want to lie, but I have since sometimes wondered whether or not the discount was a real thing. thank you for your service
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Windows 98 posted:I just successfully tricked the guy at Chipotle into giving me free queso on my burrito and all it took was some camo and a blowjob in the back alley.
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naem posted:thank you for your service I was talking to a gentleman who'd gone to Vietnam, and I didn't know this, it just came up at the dinner table. He wasn't the one talking about it, but everyone else was. I said, "Thank you for your service," because that was the only thing I knew to say. He was nice about it, but his sentiment was like, "Please let's not talk about this any longer, all right?"
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Oct 6, 2017 03:33
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Also, I don't like Marshall's because I've always been into Ross, but lately Ross has been way too expensive. T. J. Maxx is still out of my budget. I just wear clothes people give me! Works out fine.
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Oct 6, 2017 03:36
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You won your valor when you hit that person with a shovel op
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Oct 6, 2017 03:50
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About a month ago I was in Goodwill when I found a hockey jersey that had the USMC logo on the front and said 'Vietnam Veteran' where the player's name would be. I thought about it and if those men could so callously kill children I shouldn't think they would spare me for a second. I've worn the shirt to every wedding since.
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Oct 6, 2017 16:04
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"Ummmm yeah, police? I'd like to place a report about some valor that has gone missing"
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Oct 6, 2017 16:05
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I ask the same question everyday I wear my junk-enhancing skinny chinos from Aeropostale
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hide as a trench spade
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