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They could have names like 'The Samurai Smoocher' or 'LazerLips'. Can't stop thinking about these romantic 'rasslers! |
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Announcer 1: "Honky Tonk Lover and The Gorgeous Rambler are engaged in a messy smoochathon tonight, folks! I haven't seen passion this intense since Lip-A-Rama back in '89!" Announcer 2: "You're absolutely right, Jim! Honky Tonk's classic red lipstick and Gorgeous Rambler's blue shade are going at it like two cats in a bag! Between the spittle, sweat, and lipstick, It's purple rain up there in the ring, I'm tellin' ya!" Announcer 1: "And now our grapplers are trying some chest and nipple rubbing to gain an advantage over each other! It's Honky Tonk's patented swirl motions up against the fierce up and down barrage of Gorgeous Rambler!" Announcer 2: "Uh oh! Looks like the referee is trying to break up this exhilarating tryst between these two men, claiming inappropriate crotch contact by both parties!" Announcer 1: "It happens all the time, folks! Remember, the World Wrestlekissing Association rules state that matches can only be awkwardly homoerotic and not comfortably homosexual in tone!" ---------------- |
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Oct 10, 2017 06:33
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Jervis Cottonbelly even more powerful than before |
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Oct 10, 2017 07:09
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The Kiss of Death
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Oct 10, 2017 13:24
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Can you smell what the Rock is kissing? |
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Oct 10, 2017 13:26
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God created the Heavens, he created the earth! He created all the Hulkamaniacs! Then, he created a set of 2-inch lips, brother! |
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Oct 11, 2017 00:14
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heheh yeah that would be so gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nWtKf4a0Hk sooooo gay *happy sigh* Sprue fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 11, 2017
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Announcer 1: "And Ray Kyssterio backflips off the turnbuckle.. ohhhhhh-into blowing a raspberry on his tummy!!!" Announcer 2: "Although he's blushing and giggling, this has got to be tough for the heartbreak kid as that squelchy stomach smooch will be reminding him that he and Ray used to be best buds!" |
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Oct 11, 2017 23:31
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I love this forum so much I could kiss it! KISSLAM it, I mean!! |
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Oct 14, 2017 01:36
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"Bouncing off the rope, he grabs Mad Dog by the waist, twirls and dips him leaning into a deep french kiss! Oh my god he's melting in his arms! I think its true love ladies and gentlemen!" |
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Oct 14, 2017 04:04
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"Gorgeous George is unstoppable tonight, ladies and gents! He's mackin' on- W-what's he doing? He... Bwahgawd, he's gettin' on the top rope! Muhgawd! He's- he's goin' for his patented Lip Drop! And here he comes -oh!- Right on the sausage and berries, folks! He gave that pecker a real smooch! Captain Captivation looks stunned, his face is going red- yes! yes! He's blushing! Muhgawd!"
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Oct 14, 2017 14:09
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It's not real. They don't actually kiss. If you put it in slo mo you can see them putting their hands in front of their mouths at the last second.
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Oct 14, 2017 19:05
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cda posted:It's not real. They don't actually kiss. If you put it in slo mo you can see them putting their hands in front of their mouths at the last second. Heh... I know that man... I know they aren't in love *turns away to wipe tears* |
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Oct 14, 2017 22:36
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I don't know much about professional wrestlers, but I do know a thing or two about being a professional kisser. 
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John Cena: (comforting a recently scared scooby-doo) gosh buddy it's ok, I'd love to get my lips on this ghost so he won't spook you again *John Cena gives Scooby doo a friendly peck on the cheek, then goes back to macking on Fred ---------------- |
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