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schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

schmuckfeatures posted:

just so we remain on topic,



and on a similar theme,



just another day down on the farm!

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Didn't Britain introduce a bunch of anti-porn laws that turned out to be pretty much targeted solely at femdom porn, and showing a female orgasm?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I haven't seen a bad one yet.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

If that were published today she would have had her life ruined by the tweetosphere, way worse than being in porn could do, for being transphobic.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Inescapable Duck posted:

Didn't Britain introduce a bunch of anti-porn laws that turned out to be pretty much targeted solely at femdom porn, and showing a female orgasm?

Yeah, they banned facesitting because "someone might suffocate" and not at all because the conservative government doesn't like anything but laying back and thinking of England.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

ROFL

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

TTerrible posted:

Yeah, they banned facesitting because "someone might suffocate" and not at all because the conservative government doesn't like anything but laying back and thinking of England.

Squirting too, because they couldn't be sure it wasn't urine.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
*Throws down spoon in disgust*

"You know, in the good old days of the porn industry, they used to treat us to a nice breakfast after a long night's shoot? Pancakes, eggs, bacon, hash browns; a hearty meals and a hearty thanks for a job well done. Something to really refill our tanks. Today, it's just a bowl of cold cereal and a 'get out when you're finished.'"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

schmuckfeatures posted:

just so we remain on topic,



Whoa that chick has like, 4 hands! :staredog:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

She looks like the lady from Grey's Anatomy, life after Hollywood is way worse I guess

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

schmuckfeatures posted:

and on a similar theme,



just another day down on the farm!

lol.

Side note: Why haven't we seen any actual snuff videos? I mean, we have all those ISIS beheadings, and we also have petabytes of streaming porn of every fetish and depravity.

Why no snuff? You'd think that someone would've jammed those two together by now.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Rad-daddio posted:

lol.

Side note: Why haven't we seen any actual snuff videos? I mean, we have all those ISIS beheadings, and we also have petabytes of streaming porn of every fetish and depravity.

Why no snuff? You'd think that someone would've jammed those two together by now.
You should leave a comment at FBI.gov (Federal Boner Institute) and let them know you aren't satisfied.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

You should leave a comment at FBI.gov (Federal Boner Institute) and let them know you aren't satisfied.

FBI is the Female Body Inspectors and you'll never change my mind about that. :colbert:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Rad-daddio posted:

lol.

Side note: Why haven't we seen any actual snuff videos? I mean, we have all those ISIS beheadings, and we also have petabytes of streaming porn of every fetish and depravity.

Why no snuff? You'd think that someone would've jammed those two together by now.

Peter Madsen hoarded them all

Bobby Digital fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Oct 19, 2017

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Blazing Ownager posted:

haha maybe you really are Ned Flanders. Every loving kid that's not an idiot gets their hands on the stuff before the internet existed, and long after. I'd bet money that most of this thread has been digging up porn since they were old enough to be interested in it and most of them turn out pretty loving normal. It doesn't create poo poo unless you're in some hosed up extreme Catholic guilt style house hold.

If anything porn probably helps keeps more kids from doing stupid poo poo just like it has positive impacts on sexual assault statistics, not that some people will ever believe it. I'm not saying give porn to kids, I'm just saying they're going to loving get it weather you want them to or not. Unless the kid is too stupid to change his DOB on "Are you 18?" forms.


blowfish posted:

Furthermore, bideo games cause school shootings.


Fartbox posted:

There are obviously people who get hosed up on porn. We haven't really had this amount of porn this readily available for people at such young ages before. Whenever a kid gets access to a smart device or a computer nowadays they can now also watch Tina take 3 dicks in her rear end in a top hat while a guy calls her a stupid oval office - then get recommendations for hundreds of similiar clips of women and men doing really gross stuff. How would that not affect a young person?

When I was growing up, blurry distorted images of softcore porn late at night on the TV was all I could get and since I had no TV of my own it was ridiculously risky to even attempt it. Porn was a rarity

Obviously porn is gonna mess some people up nowadays. Some people will not be affected at all and some will be because we're all different. You can already tell some people are breaking from it. Communities like the incel community is basically full of broken people who think the real world is exactly like it is in porn. People started like, "nofap" movements because people were jerking off too much lol

It's probably only gonna get worse

okay so i tried to delete my posts and un-derail the thread so lemme just share the link:

we moved the discussion over to this thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837711

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Commie NedFlanders posted:

okay so i tried to delete my posts and un-derail the thread so lemme just share the link:

we moved the discussion over to this thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837711
so glad youre derailing and ruining another once-comedy thread

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
People who post in photoshop threads without having posted a photoshop are like the helpful idiots that reply "I don't know" to questions on Amazon. What are you doing? Your behavior is baffling to me.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Inescapable Duck posted:

Didn't Britain introduce a bunch of anti-porn laws that turned out to be pretty much targeted solely at femdom porn, and showing a female orgasm?

the female orgasm is a myth, they were right to do it.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Neurosis posted:

the female orgasm is a myth, they were right to do it.

Turn your monitor off and slightly to the right so you can see the reflection of me pleasuring your wife with my entirely adequate sex abilities

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Inescapable Duck posted:

Didn't Britain introduce a bunch of anti-porn laws that turned out to be pretty much targeted solely at femdom porn, and showing a female orgasm?

The revolution was good. :patriot:

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Turn your monitor off and slightly to the right so you can see the reflection of me pleasuring your wife with my entirely adequate sex abilities

haha as if a woman would ever agree to marry me you little bitch

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
How long until a denim company steal this idea for their adverts too?

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Lasher posted:

How long until a denim company steal this idea for their adverts too?

Is the guy that ran American Apparel releasing ads again?

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Novo posted:

People who post in photoshop threads without having posted a photoshop are like the helpful idiots that reply "I don't know" to questions on Amazon. What are you doing? Your behavior is baffling to me.

inorite?

Lemon Party: 20 years later

BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe

evobatman posted:

Squirting too, because they couldn't be sure it wasn't urine.

It is urine. Its been proven. The conservatives are right in this case.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

BloodyScab posted:

It is urine. Its been proven. The conservatives are right in this case.
failed to prove its not urine doesnt mean what you think it means

BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe

gary oldmans diary posted:

failed to prove its not urine doesnt mean what you think it means

Squirting is urine dude. This has been studied. Theres no magical squirting fluid sac with muscles in women dude.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Neurosis posted:

haha as if a woman would ever agree to marry me you little bitch

so thats your mom he's banging in your bed?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

BloodyScab posted:

Theres no magical squirting fluid sac with muscles in women dude.

You learn something new every day.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Jamoke posted:

inorite?

Lemon Party: 20 years later



Lmao "Massive Homo" "Sucked a Mean Cock"

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Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



JediTalentAgent posted:

*Throws down spoon in disgust*

"You know, in the good old days of the porn industry, they used to treat us to a nice breakfast after a long night's shoot? Pancakes, eggs, bacon, hash browns; a hearty meals and a hearty thanks for a job well done. Something to really refill our tanks. Today, it's just a bowl of cold cereal and a 'get out when you're finished.'"

Uhm, that's not a bowl of cereal...

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