How did Jeff Bezos get my time?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > How did Jeff Bezos get my time?

Notax: May 14, 2014

Jeff Bezos is not entitled to my time. How did he get it? Why did he take it? Most importantly, how can I stop him? Get out of my face, Jeff Bezos.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 13:56

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# ? May 6, 2024 16:31

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

He subscribed to Notax Prime obviously.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 21:21

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

Dp you remember having any recent dreams in which you may have signed contracts or clicked an "I agree" checkbox?

# ? Oct 19, 2017 09:11

Notax: May 14, 2014

The situation is more complicated than I originally thought. It is somehow connected to David Lynch, Mrs. Doubtfire and The Phantom of the Opera. Additionally, there is some kind of Russian team. :confused:

There was an "Amazong" themed party a long time ago and I think it was funded by SWAG. Something about the mouth of the Amazon River and iRiver...

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:07

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

Jeff Bezos got your time? More like Jeff Benzos imho

# ? Oct 23, 2017 13:27

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