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Greetings class, please open your holo-lens deskwriters to page 44 of "Early American History". Today, we're going to be talking about the primitive government system of Pre-Horror America, specifically two of America's earliest presidents: John F. Kennedy, and Ronald Raygun. Raygun and Kennedy were college roommates who lived in a log cabin and told no lies. Does anyone know why? *child in the back raises hand* "Because the NanoMachines in their blood would have administered electric shocks for any factual discrepancies?" *the whole class chuckles* No, Kyle, actually there were no NanoMachines back then. It's actually because they would have been sentenced to death for witchcraft. |
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Oct 24, 2017 17:02
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"The cold war," explains the teacher, "was started just after World War 2." "Wow, they had only had two wars?" The teacher chuckled softly, and responded "No, there had been lots of wars, but they started arbitrarily naming them around this time. No one is quite sure why. Anyway, who can tell me why it was called a Cold war?" One student hesitantly raises his hand. "Is... is it because they were afraid of melting the ice caps?" "Good thinking, Billy, but this wouldn't be a concern till World War 12, when the ice caps were simultaneously melted within 24 hours by Liberterian-Communist Eco Terrorists. Actually, it was because it wasn't a real war at all." "Then", billy countered, "Why call it a war?" "Oh," said the teacher, "that's easy. People were dumb back then."
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Oct 24, 2017 17:16
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the teacher walks around the room, pouring coca cola flavored learning syrup into the waiting open skulls of the students later the principal tops up the teacher's supply of coca cola flavored teaching and compliance syrup the lesson has been learned |
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Oct 24, 2017 17:27
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Kyle, go to holo-detention. You're in digi-trouble.
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Oct 24, 2017 17:31
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Hologram in the class holotape depicts a man in a cowboy hat, powderebd wig, and and a neon tracksuit hanging out with a latina flapper as an artists rendition of typical turn-of-the-3rd-millenium american life |
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Oct 24, 2017 19:12
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oh course, back then you had humans running around |
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