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If you are a tiny and annoying dog on an otherwise fine Sunday afternoon, you should not be allowed to bark. ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP...YARP......... ....ARP ARP.....ARP ARP...ARP...... This is why we have terrorists.
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No spiders allowed in the shower.
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Oct 29, 2017 22:02
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Honky Dong Country posted:No spiders allowed in the shower. We should build into showers a spider escape route that is made of web or at least not-porcelain.
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Oct 29, 2017 22:08
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No fat chicks
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Oct 29, 2017 22:14
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If your dick is under 7 inches you should die a virgin
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Oct 29, 2017 22:14
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If you're a male and baby boomer age you should no longer be allowed to interact with the public except for essential purposes like purchasing insulin. It's drastic but it's a problem that needs to be addressed.
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Oct 29, 2017 22:27
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Ride The Gravitron posted:If your dick is under 7 inches you should die a virgin Jeez do you want the species to die out?!
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Oct 29, 2017 22:33
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It's legal for me, only me, to kill whomever I want.
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Oct 29, 2017 22:34
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Navin Johnson posted:Jeez do you want the species to die out?! He wants an excuse for dying a virgin.
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Oct 29, 2017 22:35
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Ride The Gravitron posted:If your dick is under 7 inches you should die a virgin You can tell who the microdicks are just by looking at their obsession with length. There's girth also to consider. Dicks should be measured using the volume displacement method.
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Oct 29, 2017 22:49
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Dunk a dill pickle realdo (in some water to determine volume).
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Oct 29, 2017 22:50
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I'm allowed to swap hats with anyone at any time, and this includes kings.
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Oct 29, 2017 22:50
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Navin Johnson posted:Jeez do you want the species to die out?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCj9fF0DRHU
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Oct 29, 2017 22:51
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my dick is a sphere, thus maximising volume
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Oct 29, 2017 22:53
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all senior citizens should have life alert
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Oct 29, 2017 22:56
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FaradayCage posted:You can tell who the microdicks are just by looking at their obsession with length. How do I pull my pubic hair up like I'm putting it in a pony tail but I'm not
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Oct 29, 2017 23:00
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Dolphin posted:my dick is a sphere, thus maximising volume Yeah it's not a perfect system.
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Oct 29, 2017 23:01
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FaradayCage posted:
Doctors hate that I can help you gain 5 pounds in 5 minutes using this one easy method.
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Oct 29, 2017 23:04
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Blue Train posted:No fat chicks rear end, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.
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Oct 31, 2017 21:11
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Hector Beerlioz posted:all senior citizens should have life alert Why not all citizens?
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Oct 31, 2017 21:39
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free bagels
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Oct 31, 2017 22:21
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Oct 31, 2017 22:24
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The only rule is there are no rules!!!!!
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Oct 31, 2017 22:25
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Blue Train posted:No fat chicks Only fat chicks. 
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1.Never let no one know How much,dough you hold. 2.Never let em know your next move. 3.Never trust nobody. 4.Never get high, on your own supply. 5.Never sell no crack where you rest at. 6.That God drat credit, dead it. 7.Keep your family and business completely seperated. 8.Never keep no weight on you. 9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the gently caress from police. 10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
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No chewing on pens and no licking the countertops. I ask for so little.
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