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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 1KYOB Week 10: Alumni Weekend
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Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
 DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards

B# - CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Next week I might have been able to make Mizzou work with Gabbert playing :(

Theme Week

Cal Golden Bears
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing yards
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing yards
LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving yards
TB - Desean Jackson - Receiving yards
DET - Marvin Jones Jr - Receiving yards

Random not Cal guys
NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing yards
PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

B#: CAR - Devin Funchess - Receiving Yards

e: adding jones jr under the wire hopefully

For the record I had Julio Jones instead but noticed that Marvin went to Cal and wanted to add him in.

* # ? Nov 12, 2017 19:00
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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



 SF - CJ Beathard - passing yards
HOU - Tom Savage - passing yards
DEN - Brock Osweiler - passing yards

B# - MIA - Jay Cutler - passing yards

* # ? Nov 12, 2017 19:27
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Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012
 SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

B#: ARI - Drew Stanton - Passing Yards

* # ? Nov 12, 2017 22:11
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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
^^^You may have rushed this while looking at NFL.com's interface. Arizona played on Thursday.

Woops. Almost forgot about this. Afternoon game and later.

DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
NYG - Evan Engram - Receiving Yards

B# - CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards

* # ? Nov 12, 2017 22:14
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Young Hegelian posted:

SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

B#: ARI - Drew Stanton - Passing Yards

arizona is not the mnf team

* # ? Nov 12, 2017 22:33
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cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
 NE - Tom Brady - passing
DEN - Brock Osweiller - passing
DEN - Trevor Semien - passing
DEN - CJ Anderson - rushing
NE – Rex Burkhead – rushing
NE - Dion Lewis - rushing
NE - James White - rushing
NE - Martellus Bennett - receiving

G#: CAR - Cam Newton - passing

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 01:08
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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Strobe posted:

THEME WEEK

Georgia, maybe?

DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley II - Rushing Yards
CIN - A.J. Green - Receiving Yards

And after that group I have noooo idea what I'm expecting to need, so let's go with...

PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

B#: CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards

249
68
115
47

479 going into Monday.

Came you better carve up those Dolphins. :argh:

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 02:18
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 Been a bit busy this weekend, I'll try and post Brady numbers before MNF this evening.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 14:24
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Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012

Young Hegelian posted:

SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

B#: ARI - Drew Stanton - Passing Yards

As Axeil and Fishing helpfully pointed out, I picked TNF instead of MNF in my rush yesterday to get picks in before the 4:00pm starts. In light of that, I would like to exchange Drew Stanton for Cam Newton. I had chosen Stanton because he was the QB I thought would put up more yards than his opposing QB.

In full disclosure, I expect to bust this week, and choosing a QB is strongly against my interests. Based on my calculations, I'm at 884 yards (because I'm terrible at this game). I am also willing to accept if anyone wants to demand that I have to take the higher of the two QB passing numbers for tonight.

Barring opposition:

B#: CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 17:53
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Young Hegelian posted:

As Axeil and Fishing helpfully pointed out, I picked TNF instead of MNF in my rush yesterday to get picks in before the 4:00pm starts. In light of that, I would like to exchange Drew Stanton for Cam Newton. I had chosen Stanton because he was the QB I thought would put up more yards than his opposing QB.

In full disclosure, I expect to bust this week, and choosing a QB is strongly against my interests. Based on my calculations, I'm at 884 yards (because I'm terrible at this game). I am also willing to accept if anyone wants to demand that I have to take the higher of the two QB passing numbers for tonight.

Barring opposition:

B#: CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards

I'm cool with this, but if anyone has an objection please post itt. I figure the higher risk of busting is worse for Hegelian than just deleting the Brady # entirely.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 17:59
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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
 I vote he takes the highest number cause that's funnier for everyone else.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 18:25
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Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012

Marshmallow Blue posted:

I vote he takes the highest number cause that's funnier for everyone else.

I'm amenable to this, BUT if the second-highest QB hits for 112 yards I get a token named after me.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 18:30
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Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Young Hegelian posted:

I'm amenable to this, BUT if the second-highest QB hits for 112 yards I get a token named after me.

The Sex Cannon - Play a Thursday B# and a Monday B#, you keep whoever gets the most points.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 19:13
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Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Young Hegelian posted:

I'm amenable to this, BUT if the second-highest QB hits for 112 yards I get a token named after me.

I think this would be the funniest outcome.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 19:36
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Young Hegelian posted:

I'm amenable to this, BUT if the second-highest QB hits for 112 yards I get a token named after me.

This would be hilarious.

* # ? Nov 13, 2017 19:42
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 Brady Numbers

pre:
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| User                   | yardsleft | Team | Player              | Type      |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| a new study bible!     | 84        | CAR  | Cam Newton          | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| korrandark             | 279       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| von Metternich         | 300       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Chichevache            | 30        | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Young Hegelian         | 116       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 224       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Deceptive              | 267       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 323       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| seiferguy              | 326       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 347       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| pixelbot2000           | 404       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 417       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| axeil                  | 463       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| fishing with the fam   | 480       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Strobe                 | 521       | CAR  | Cam Newton          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Hockles                | -56       | CAR  | Christian McCaffrey | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 155       | CAR  | Christian McCaffrey | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 185       | CAR  | Christian McCaffrey | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 276       | CAR  | Christian McCaffrey | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| bobjr                  | 285       | CAR  | Christian McCaffrey | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Okibi                  | 120       | CAR  | Christian McCaffrey | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Benne                  | 266       | CAR  | Christian McCaffrey | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 54        | CAR  | Devin Funchess      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Grittybeard            | 130       | CAR  | Devin Funchess      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| schweens               | 204       | CAR  | Ed Dickson          | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| WaffleZombie           | 270       | MIA  | Jay Cutler          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Nystral                | 328       | MIA  | Jay Cutler          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 353       | MIA  | Jay Cutler          | passing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 182       | MIA  | Jarvis Landry       | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Major Ryan             | 338       | MIA  | Jarvis Landry       | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Elephanthead           | 579       | MIA  | Anthony Fasano      | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| Arnold Layne           | 246       | MIA  | Julius Thomas       | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| totally losing my mime | 382       | MIA  | Kenny Stills        | receiving |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+
| DariusLikewise         | -52       | MIA  | Kenyan Drake        | rushing   |
+------------------------+-----------+------+---------------------+-----------+




:bustem:

Hockles
DariusLikewise

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Now would be a great time for CMC to actually do something

* # ? Nov 14, 2017 01:46
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Lots of potential 1000s tonight.

* # ? Nov 14, 2017 02:30
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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake
 Farts

* # ? Nov 14, 2017 02:44
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Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
Aaaaand that's a bust. drat you Funchess! :argh:

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Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012
 I don't usually cheer for injuries, but especially with Jay Cutler I'm willing to make an exception and hope he gets four more and then taken out of the game.

* # ? Nov 14, 2017 04:37
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Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012

Young Hegelian posted:

I don't usually cheer for injuries, but especially with Jay Cutler I'm willing to make an exception and hope he gets four more and then taken out of the game.

I busted (again) while I typed this and I still don't feel bad.

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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


 Argh Cam why couldn't you throw 30yds less

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 Week 10 Stats





:bustem:

a new study bible!
Bjork Blowjob
Acebuckeye13
Hockles
DariusLikewise
Young Hegelian
Chichevache

Results

pre:
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| User                   | yards | bust  | score |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Deceptive              | 987   | FALSE | 34    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Grittybeard            | 962   | FALSE | 33    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| WaffleZombie           | 943   | FALSE | 32    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 931   | FALSE | 31    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| seiferguy              | 928   | FALSE | 30    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 907   | FALSE | 29    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Okibi                  | 907   | FALSE | 28    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Nystral                | 885   | FALSE | 27    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 868   | FALSE | 26    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 860   | FALSE | 25    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 860   | FALSE | 24    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| pixelbot2000           | 850   | FALSE | 23    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 838   | FALSE | 22    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 837   | FALSE | 21    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| schweens               | 829   | FALSE | 20    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| korrandark             | 816   | FALSE | 19    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| von Metternich         | 795   | FALSE | 18    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| axeil                  | 791   | FALSE | 17    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| fishing with the fam   | 774   | FALSE | 16    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Arnold Layne           | 762   | FALSE | 15    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Benne                  | 761   | FALSE | 14    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 747   | FALSE | 13    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| bobjr                  | 738   | FALSE | 12    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Strobe                 | 733   | FALSE | 11    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Major Ryan             | 704   | FALSE | 10    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| totally losing my mime | 685   | FALSE | 9     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Elephanthead           | 421   | FALSE | 8     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| a new study bible!     | 1011  | TRUE  | 7     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 1030  | TRUE  | 6     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 1038  | TRUE  | 5     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Hockles                | 1079  | TRUE  | 4     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| DariusLikewise         | 1134  | TRUE  | 3     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Young Hegelian         | 1138  | TRUE  | 2     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Chichevache            | 1224  | TRUE  | 1     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+


No one because no one used the token

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840632

NEW THREAD!

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