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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I don't know what I like best yet. I think it has something to do with water but I dunno...every skin is different.

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Curel.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

cats

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Castor Oil. Serious answer.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I tried slathering myself in olive oil and in coconut oil, but it just doesn't work. Is why I asked.
Curel, I've heard good things about, though it is expensive.
Cats...now, cats may be the answer, but not to the question I am asking.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Jojoba oil.

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Your moms saliva.

Edit: On my cock.

Edit: Cause it is in her mouth. My dick I mean.

I'm sure your mom is a nice woman. No disrespect intended.

Lt Dan Ice Cream fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Nov 26, 2017

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

lunch on a train posted:

Your moms saliva.

Edit: On my cock.

Dad, get off of the Internet! Seriously.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

your own jizz

the ladies aren't lying regarding it - that stuff makes your skin look healthy and smooth

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Purex

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
da poo poo XD

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I guess I'll buy some...I don't know. Curel is so expensive! Saliva and jizz is so...well.

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