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ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If they are dumb (they are) it will be Roy Moore

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

its you

they're gonna run you

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
donald trump. four more years baby!!!!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

george prescott

Captain Finance
Aug 21, 2005
Ivanka for the win.

Count on it.

We're going to be choking on this dynasty for goddamn ever.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
zuck or chelsea or mabye some sort of congenial but dripping bioengineered athlete youtuber

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Hillary. Bernie will win though.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

:golfclap:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Kim Jong Un

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Honest answer the president of the Philippines, you know the one who just executes people in the middle of the street.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
It'll be some fascist guy who we've never heard of, wasnt in the trump admin, but has already served in goverment, and is all for a white ethnostate/ethnic cleansing.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

it would be boris johnson if he hadn't stupidly given up his american citizenship when he was high on his own brexit farts

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


that genial nazi the new york times profiled

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
in the year 2024
if america wants four more
they will find
the piss tape to be kind

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


jerry jones

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


There won't be an America in 2024 but the leader of the remaining wastelands will be some kind of inbred radioactive scorpion that will still be regarded as an elder statesman compared to the last guy

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

And I'll vote for him.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Lord of Pie posted:

There won't be an America in 2024 but the leader of the remaining wastelands will be some kind of inbred radioactive scorpion that will still be regarded as an elder statesman compared to the last guy

the most radioactive, most qualified scorpion

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Homeless Friend posted:

the most radioactive, most qualified scorpion

The Scorpion King, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
larouche could still surprise ya

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

lol if you think there will be a 2024

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Jeb! Bush Jr.

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007
Dana roherbacher or whatever his loving name is. The russian plant from the shittiest, dumbest part of california.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Gulping Again posted:

Dana roherbacher or whatever his loving name is. The russian plant from the shittiest, dumbest part of california.

At least we'd finally have legal :420:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Gulping Again posted:

Dana roherbacher or whatever his loving name is. The russian plant from the shittiest, dumbest part of california.

chuds will just think he's the popcorn guy

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Wayne “The Prayer Warrior” Prescott, pastor and businessman with multiple convictions for indecent exposure.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

david duke op

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Maj. Bick Carlson, retired Air Force officer who believes stevia is part of an ISIS plot to make Americans gay.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Padiczar Vladimir I will appoint Michael Flynn, created Prince Mikhail of the Russian North-American Palatinate.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
1000 year trumpenreich

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
vladimir vladimirovich putin

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Kanye West

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
A taxidermy bald eagle wrapped in a flag with TAX CUTS written on it. It will win the electoral college but lose the popular vote to its opponent, literally nobody (the dems will forget to run any candidates but will ask for donations anyway)

The dead bird will govern the way every Reagan, GWB and Trump did since they were also figureheads who did not actually control anything meaningful

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
lol it's gonna be tom cotton, and he's gonna win

dehumanize yourself and face to the caricature of every lovely 2nd lieutenant there ever was, because here comes Prez Cotton

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


3Romeo posted:

lol it's gonna be tom cotton, and he's gonna win

dehumanize yourself and face to the caricature of every lovely 2nd lieutenant there ever was, because here comes Prez Cotton

Very fitting for a number 2 to follow president piss

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

david clarke/stephen a. smith ticket, things of that nature

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Montaine Holdings Group Ltd., a Koch-owned shell corporation technically eligible for the Presidency due to a quirk in Delaware law.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


TRUMP *click*

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Harald posted:

in the year 2024
if america wants four more
they will find
the piss tape to be kind

In the year 2025
If elder Trump is still alive
we'll all wear matching toupees
made of golden spider eggs

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