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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
How do they eat? I want to see a timelapse of something getting digested inside one.

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
posting in pity pick thread

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Pick posted:

A human egg can split and develop into two identical twins but we don't consider them the same organism.

It is fun to talk about people who have had split brain operations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCv4K5aStdU

and then realize maybe he has two people living inside him, two brains

AbusePuppy
Nov 1, 2012

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! so far.

Dzhay posted:

So why are we calling these zoöids different organisms? It sounds like an egg develops into one entire man o' war.

Not really. Imagine that each zooid is an individual "person," with their own set of abilities- one "person" in the collective learns to be good at digesting, another to be good at stinging, etc. Each "person" in the collective has the potential to do any of the jobs- they have the requisite DNA to develop in that direction- but shortly after birth they pick a particular specialty and stick with it for the rest of their life.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Cnidarians are so cool to watch!

I used to sit and watch these guys when I was stationed in Port Angeles, WA., instead of doing work, but it was all worth it. I couldn't believe how massive they got!



I did get stung by their east coast cousins once as a kid, and since then swimming in the ocean hasn't been as carefree.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

AbusePuppy posted:

Not really. Imagine that each zooid is an individual "person," with their own set of abilities- one "person" in the collective learns to be good at digesting, another to be good at stinging, etc. Each "person" in the collective has the potential to do any of the jobs- they have the requisite DNA to develop in that direction- but shortly after birth they pick a particular specialty and stick with it for the rest of their life.
So they're like an RPG party or a Star Trek bridge crew. There has to be a game for this in there.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Skypie posted:

I thought jellyfish just had one hole that was both a mouth and a butt

He was referring to a tunicate.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Labes for days posted:

You forgot to mention that in addition to looking awesome, G. atlanticus also feeds on Portuguese man o' war and stores the stinging cells in their own body. :colbert: They are the most badass of all nudibranchs.

I was sort of going to spring this later for added thread content, but yeah they are fuuuuckin cooooool

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

ContraBoss posted:

Cnidarians are so cool to watch!

I used to sit and watch these guys when I was stationed in Port Angeles, WA., instead of doing work, but it was all worth it. I couldn't believe how massive they got!



I did get stung by their east coast cousins once as a kid, and since then swimming in the ocean hasn't been as carefree.

One time riding a ferry somewhere in Seattle area there were gerbillions of giant jellyfish that looked like that in the water, like giant basketball sized ones. For at least ten minutes. So many and so big.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ContraBoss posted:

Cnidarians are so cool to watch!

I used to sit and watch these guys when I was stationed in Port Angeles, WA., instead of doing work, but it was all worth it. I couldn't believe how massive they got!



I did get stung by their east coast cousins once as a kid, and since then swimming in the ocean hasn't been as carefree.

I'm not that fond of conventional jellies actually, although their nervous systems are fascinating.

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Bluebottles are terrifying

Last time i went to Moreton Island in Queensland, the entire seafacing beach of the island was covered in thousands and thousands of them. They were all clumped up and driving a 4x4 up the beach sounded like a popcorn machine. Scary to think that if I'd gone a little later, all those stingers would have been buried just under the sand, ready for me to tread on them.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Thank you for making this neat thread. I think jellyfish are gorgeous. Here is one I drew with eyeshadow and nail polish a few years ago.

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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Very nice. Good use of light.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Spinster posted:

Thank you for making this neat thread. I think jellyfish are gorgeous. Here is one I drew with eyeshadow and nail polish a few years ago.



Oh wow speaking of sea nettles!

Very naice :)

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
And i have one jellyfish story. For a couple of years I dated a guy that had 2 little kids. One time I took them all to Point Defiance Zoo, a decent zoo in Tacoma. It's near Puget Sound so their sea life exhibits were always the best part. One of the buildings had dimly lit hallways where you walked along surrounded by large tanks on either side with ocean creatures inside, octopus, eels, etc.

The kids were like 4 and 6 and hadn't seen much of this stuff at all, sadly. We reached the part of the hall that had jellyfish, and there was eerie music piped in that was quite effective paired with the ghostly white clear blobs pulsating up and down behind the glass. The youngest was on his dads shoulders staring in, fascinated, so we watched for a while.

When we left I talked to him in the car and asked him what he liked so much about the jellyfish and he said with wide eyes, "the sounds they make!"

:buddy:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do people eat them

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Who What Now posted:

How do they eat? I want to see a timelapse of something getting digested inside one.

I don't have an answer for this, but Golden Jellyfish live in a lake with no predators and lost their stingers over time. They cultivate algae in their bellies, and swim around the lake keeping pace with the sun to make sure it gets plenty of light thus keeping themselves fed.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Jellyfish are basically​ corals with a passion for adventure.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Pick posted:

That's a non-free-swimming (sessile) tunicate, my man, aka a "sea squirt". Vertebrates are descended from ancestral larval tunicates (really). That thing is waayyy more closely related to you than, for example, a spider.

Adult humans are also usually sessile and spineless.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
good thread!

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
After just watching blue planet ii, I am a qualified expert who can inform you that manowars digest their food with specialised chemicals and enzymes and poo poo to break it down and absorb the nutrients.

Also chiming in with the bluebottle sting crew, got me on the forearm while swimming. It wasn't that bad, kind of like 10 bees had stung me around the same patch of skin. I dunno tho maybe there's different types and the severity of stingy varies

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Thank you for trying to post cool animal info again, Pick. Voted 5.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What about the predatory tunicate?



Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

AbusePuppy posted:

Not really. Imagine that each zooid is an individual "person," with their own set of abilities- one "person" in the collective learns to be good at digesting, another to be good at stinging, etc. Each "person" in the collective has the potential to do any of the jobs- they have the requisite DNA to develop in that direction- but shortly after birth they pick a particular specialty and stick with it for the rest of their life.

Sounds like stem cells.

Men are the true jellyfish, it would seem...

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

Thank you for trying to post cool animal info again, Pick. Voted 5.

Thanks I always forget about the voting thing.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
As for what makes colonial organisms 'colonial,' the short of it is that the cells that make up a volvox or tunicate are all their own 'animal.'

In slime molds, each unicellular creature moves around and does stuff largely independently, and it just so happens that they can glob together with each other for survival and reproduction when they feel like it. Tunicates make clones of themselves that, while capable of surviving on their own, can instead 'program' themselves into a collection of stinging cnidocysts and water-collecting siphons.

Also, did scientists ever figure out what was causing that explosion in jellyfish off the Asian Pacific coast? Last I checked, it was so bad that coastal fishing boats would bring up nets that looked like a Ghostbusters prop.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Pick posted:

No like they're just flavorless rubber. I even think tripe is okay and jellyfish was like eating rubber bands in your food.

I've had dried jellyfish that I think was cured in brine, too. It just tasted like the sole of a Chuck Taylor with pretzel salt all over it.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


ChickenHeart posted:

Also, did scientists ever figure out what was causing that explosion in jellyfish off the Asian Pacific coast?

Warming oceans was my understanding. It’s also why we’re getting more deep sea creatures popping up near the surface.

Anyone else feel like jellyfish are probably incredibly common on other hospitable planets? They just seem like the kind of mindless thing you’d run into everywhere. Primitive and adaptable.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EorayMel posted:

What about the predatory tunicate?





Tunicates are cool as heck and are not actually similar to cnidarians at all, it's actually weird how you can't tell a lot about relatedness of animals overall by their shape. Like those things above are way more genetically similar to you than an octopus.

"but an octopus has eyes!!"

Lots of poo poo has eyes, they've evolved independently a bunch of times.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
this thread was actually good. *woosh* give life thread

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Cnidarians are cool and bizarre and especially the colonial aspect of the Siphonophores that I didn't know about. Thanks for the info Pick. You'd think someone would have convinced some billionaire that researching these things was the path to eternal life by clone-growing their organs internally or something.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

poorlifedecision posted:

Cnidarians are cool and bizarre and especially the colonial aspect of the Siphonophores that I didn't know about. Thanks for the info Pick. You'd think someone would have convinced some billionaire that researching these things was the path to eternal life by clone-growing their organs internally or something.

ring ring peter thiel

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Post more of the most deadly ones

gizmojumpjet
Feb 21, 2006

Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.
Grimey Drawer
How can we weaponize these things?

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

gizmojumpjet posted:

How can we weaponize these things?

Potato guns

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