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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > best candy you've ever eaten from an old lady's purse?
 
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Lauroon Kyanka

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
currently sucking on gramgrams nip nips (chocolate parfait)

* # ? Dec 1, 2017 18:49
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Manifisto


 the strawberry hard candy with the soft center

the soft center is really random, but hard candy + strawberry is a good combo

while the licorice allsorts looked pretty, their flavor was a distinct disappointment to young me

current me would appreciate them a lot more, I'm guessing


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Dec 1, 2017 19:02
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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
baskin 👏robbins 👏ice cream 👏candy

* # ? Dec 1, 2017 19:58
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Nosfereefer

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 i must confess i've never eaten from an older ladie's purse

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* # ? Dec 1, 2017 20:01
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Lauroon Kyanka

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*

Nosfereefer posted:

i must confess i've never eaten from an older ladie's purse

i am sorry for your loss

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* # ? Dec 1, 2017 20:07
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Nosfereefer

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 well the thing about older ladies is that they basically stay older than me, so theres no hurry i guess

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* # ? Dec 1, 2017 20:11
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UWBW

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Manifisto posted:

the strawberry hard candy with the soft center

:yeah:


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

* # ? Dec 1, 2017 20:48
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Nosfereefer

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Nosfereefer posted:

well the thing about older ladies is that they basically stay older than me, so theres no hurry i guess

also im statistically going to die younger than those ladies on average

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* # ? Dec 1, 2017 20:52
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Sepharo

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!
Goetze bullseye


* # ? Dec 1, 2017 22:01
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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
dustcake w penny copper topping

* # ? Dec 1, 2017 22:25
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City of Glompton

 peppermint lint and dentyne gum (cinnamon)

* # ? Dec 2, 2017 03:22
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vanisher

 I started purse scavenging for snack packs of raisins and eventually worked my way up to cough drops and warm laughing cow cheese cubes.

* # ? Dec 2, 2017 04:03
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vanisher

 Thought I found the crown jewel, a loose Mento, but as I bit into it I realized the mistake I had made, for I had found a loose Efferdent.

* # ? Dec 2, 2017 04:05
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Koishi Komeiji



 Those pastel mints that look like little mouse pillows. They're almost candy, like half candy. At least they gently caress up your teeth :shrug:

* # ? Dec 2, 2017 05:59
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Darkman Fanpage
 found some kind of slippery latex balloon in a wrapper whilst rummaging through grandmama’s purse. didnt taste very good.

* # ? Dec 2, 2017 09:16
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 I found a warbler's original and it tasted like feathers

* # ? Dec 2, 2017 17:40
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