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limaCAT

il pistone e male
If you press alt+tab while you play Depression Quest it opens an easter egg pac-man like maze game but with a kitten as pac man and four wool balls as ghosts.

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alnilam

canyoneer posted:

there are tiny windmills inside NES cartridges that provide the energy to make the video game characters move. that is why you need to blow inside them every now and again.

:aaaaa:

Macnult

They called it Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! because he was the first professional boxer to actually beat the game

Twenty Four


*hits the select button on the NES controller*

*tries again*

hmm

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

canyoneer posted:

there are tiny windmills inside NES cartridges that provide the energy to make the video game characters move. that is why you need to blow inside them every now and again.

super mario brothers was created by accident because a scientist trying to synthesize rubber left the computer running overnight by mistake.

I kinda want a t-shirt like this that's a cross section of an NES cartridge

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

limaCAT

il pistone e male
If you open byob inside the steam browser pictures will spin the other way round.

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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

The mushroom on top of Toad's head isn't a hat, it's actually a chemical weapon that Toad threatens to use on the Mushroom Kingdom anytime he is not on the screen.

There's an unused audio file hidden in the code for Super Mario 64 where Toad demands that Mario call Bowser gay. When Mario refuses, Toad points at the chem weapon and says, "Do it, pussy". In the final battle with Bowser if you turn the audio way up and listen closely you can hear Mario say "I'ma so sorry" under his breath after calling him "Gay Bowser"

In the VR game Lucky's Tale there are countless missing textures and the player character Lucky is just an orange box that cant move or interact with the environment at all. The developers left the game in this state when they realized that no living thing with free will would ever knowingly choose to play their game.

FactsAreUseless

There is a species of bat in Australia that, during mating season, will puff their bodies up and deride the Assassin's Creed series as "normie poo poo."

cda

by Hand Knit

FactsAreUseless posted:

There is a species of bat in Australia that, during mating season, will puff their bodies up and deride the Assassin's Creed series as "normie poo poo."

SIDS Vicious


FactsAreUseless posted:

There is a species of bat in Australia that, during mating season, will puff their bodies up and deride the Assassin's Creed series as "normie poo poo."

lmao

FutonForensic

FACT: Q*bert can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch


Nosfereefer

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the age of empires series was originally called age of fiefdoms

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Nosfereefer

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the rapid expansion of cpu power allowed for more than 20 units at once in-game tho

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
"crash bandicoot" is an anagram of "a crab's ballsack"

Duckbox

Hedgehogs are naturally rotund, but Sonic isn't because he has exercise-based anorexia nervosa and is resisting his natural shape. His feelings of body dysphoria are worsened by his periodic chili dog binges which he then has to "work off." That's why his catch phrase is "gotta go fast."

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

cda posted:

Donkey Kong Country is actually technically a protectorate.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-R4uUelOfI

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limaCAT

il pistone e male
Pyra from fire emblem will be the testimonial for the 2018's Goodyear campaign, and the Goodyear blimp will have her iconic colours grey, deep crimson and neon green for the whole year.

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limaCAT

il pistone e male
If you input graghagoogo at the title screen of Revenge of the Mutant Camels for Atari ST nothing happens.

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limaCAT

il pistone e male
VecLaserz was supposed to be the first vectrex emulator for laser projectors, but after beta testers leaked an unfinished version on IRC and the author just stopped working on it.

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Koishi Komeiji



Max Payne's real name is Maximilian gaylord payneowski but he had his name shortened because all the mobsters he kills kept laughing at him.

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
The V in Metal Gear Solid V stands for Virgin, because snake never got the gently caress

If you give a game's controller to your brother, he will be able to beat that part that you got stuck on but the trade-off is that you won't be playing the game for a few hours. Choose wisely, gamers.

Action 52's original name was "Gaming Garbage" but the developers had a change of heart at the last moment

If you draw a picture of Alexey Pajitnov's face out of tetrominoes in Tetris for the NES you unlock shapes that use 5 blocks.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

limaCAT

il pistone e male
In the unpublished novel based on Sid Meyer's Alpha Centauri Lady Deirdre and Santiago are lovers and they get nuked off by Sister Godwinson with a planetbuster she steals from Pravin Lal.

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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Duke Nukem is a single father of two.

Duckbox

It's pronounced "vulf-un- SHTEEN."

Duckbox

The triforce was modelled after Myamoto's genitalia.

Link's quest to unite the triforce is a metaphor for buying pants.

Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich

Duckbox posted:

The triforce was modelled after Myamoto's genitalia.

Link's quest to unite the triforce is a metaphor for buying pants.

I think this might mesh with Miyamoto saying that Super Mario Bros. is an "apology to God, for making love to her."

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Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

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Twenty Four


One day they will make a "Final Sexual Fantasy" but of course they will make sequels and it will just turn into weirder and weirder porn.

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