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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Ocean's 1408: The Ocean's Team has done hosed up and decided to stage their heist from the most haunted hotel room in all the world. Will the team find it is THEY who will have their sanity and lives stolen this time around?

Ocean's Builiding 19: Danny Ocean, feeling that a discount store ripped him off on a blanket that turned out to have some smoke damage, puts together a heist that costs tens of thousands of dollars to pull of and nets them a collection of Beyblade coloring books, a bunch of copies of Spider-Man 1 on VHS, and Zune chargers.

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Ocean's Seven: a poor farming village enlists a roaming casino thief to blah blah blah you get the joke

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I hope Aquafina gets a spin off

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Ocean's 300. A bunch of roman (?) guys with epic abs take on a swarthy casino owner from the Orient in a daring heist

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
hahahahahahhaah women so stupid they cant rob a bank or casino.
No, they have to rob jewelry. BECAUSE GIRLS

Oceans 9 will be stealing a pony.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



happyhippy posted:

hahahahahahhaah women so stupid they cant rob a bank or casino.
No, they have to rob jewelry. BECAUSE GIRLS

Oceans 9 will be stealing a pony.

Robbing a Sephora

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

OMGVBFLOL posted:

if your opinion is informed by zero personal experience and fifteen seconds of thought it’s a worthless opinion and you’re better off listening, asking questions, or deferring instead of taking up space piping up with your brilliant insight that’s actually the exact same dumbass thought as every other person who formed a knee-jerk opinion on the topic

I don't have much personal experience with sexual harassment, but I trust matt damon so I will listen to him

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

amusinginquiry posted:

I trust matt damon so I will listen to him

I'm curious about the multiple failings in life which would lead to this statement

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Rutibex posted:

You not allowed to criticize post modern word play. words don't have fixed definitions! you are just supposed to call people that disagree with you the worst most negative thing possible, regardless if it's accurate or not.

Show us on the doll where post modernism touched you.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Blue Train posted:

I'm curious about the multiple failings in life which would lead to this statement

he earned alot of good will from me when he did that one movie

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

I'm curious about the multiple failings in life which would lead to this statement

Bbut he endorsed the correct presidential candidates

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
i hope it's as good as the ghostbusters reboot, i loved that movie!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

amusinginquiry posted:

he earned alot of good will from me when he did that one movie

i’m hunting for the name but i can’t think of it

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i’m hunting for the name but i can’t think of it

Dogma

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


the Bourne movies but he figures out hes a natural at harassing women

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
http://people.com/movies/petition-demands-matt-damons-removal-from-oceans-8/

You stupid, stupid bastard. At least some goons still think you're 'on to something'!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I would watch it if he was a pre op transvestite the whole time in the movie.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Ocean's Seven: a poor farming village enlists a roaming casino thief to blah blah blah you get the joke

poo poo I'd watch a heist movie taking place in feodal japan or in the wild west. Or both.

like, a heist movie where a destitute clan of samuraïs hires a few cowboys to crack the safes of a casino run by a corrupt shogun? because uh... the safe is american made? whatever.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


ocean's se7en

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

JediTalentAgent posted:

Ocean's Builiding 19

Frank Ocean has just pulled off the heist of his career: stealing an entire South African cargo ship containing over a billion dollars in illicit diamonds while it was en route to South America. There's just one problem: the diamonds were relegated to just one container... out of hundreds. And when Interpol gets involved, Frank has to get rid of a ship full of evidence - FAST! But, never being one to let perfectly usable goods go to waste, Frank rents out a condemned building in New England and gets busy selling perfectly usable goods at rock bottom prices. It doesn't matter if it's an Arizona Cardinals Super Bowl Champions shirt, refurbished government toilet seat, or 100% meat Dehydrated Chicken Byproduct Dinner pouch, EVERYTHING MUST GO.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Maya Fey posted:

ocean's se7en

Ocean's Seven Pounds: Danny Ocean and his team have to pull off their most daring heist yet. Stealing Will Smith's vital organs.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Ocean's Kevin, (Six Degrees of): Danny Ocean has always wanted to steal from Kevin Bacon, but never had the chance. So instead he's going to partner with 4 different criminals to seduce and steal the wedding ring from Kyra Sedgwick... The woman who stole Kevin Bacon's heart.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
It's oceans 8 because it's a trilogy, and it's a trilogy because a woman's work is never done

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
It may be a crime thriller with a bunch of ladies but if they don't have at least one hot steamy love triangle with her choosing between two men that leaves you guessing who's right for her, I tell you right now I am OUT

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




vyst posted:

Robbing a Sephora

I would 100% love to pull off a Sephora heist. Who's in???

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




like a cigarette should posted:

It may be a crime thriller with a bunch of ladies but if they don't have at least one hot steamy love triangle with her choosing between two men that leaves you guessing who's right for her, I tell you right now I am OUT

same but the love triangle is bullock/blanchett/bonham carter

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

esperterra posted:

same but the love triangle is bullock/blanchett/bonham carter

Bullchett is clear winner because of name combo power alone

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




like a cigarette should posted:

Bullchett is clear winner because of name combo power alone

Agreed. Conveniently, they're the two I want to see make out the most.

naem
May 29, 2011

esperterra posted:

Agreed. Conveniently, they're the two I want to see make out the most.

Same but they all have Melf ears

(Elf + milf= Melf)

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Woden
May 6, 2006

GreatGreen posted:

YOU DON'T loving KNOW ANYTHING, YOU MAN.


Seriously though, how is anybody getting upset by what Matt Damon said? He's right. Violence is also violence but just like sexual offenses, there is a difference in violent acts like half slapping/half pushing somebody's arm when you're playfully annoyed and acts like forcing someone to watch as you murder their family with a chainsaw.

Unless his comment was a trolling honeypot meant to draw out all the crazies who think all men should be castrated for just being attracted to women or something.

Matt Damon is an idiot, they're already being treated differently with some like Weinstein possibly facing criminal action, O'Reilly paying a fortune in hush money, others like Franken being asked/forced to step down, Terry Richardson only being dropped from Conde Nast but still working and Trump who just keeps on trucking.

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