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i shall order chinese food tonight, in order to give material support to the enemies of christmas (the chinese [the communists])
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We should declare total war on Christmas Every Christmas Pageant an abbatoir, every mall Santa a pyre Santa's Workshop will only be known by the skull mound
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logikv9 posted:i'm glad obama found santa and killed him in pakistan Good! May Jesus Christ reign supreme on Earth.
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Xand_Man posted:We should declare total war on Christmas Mankind will never be free until the last elf dies on a bonfire made from the last christmas tree.
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Frijolero posted:Spending Christmas at home with my loving family, sharing stories and drinking cocoa to own the Libs. i will destroy you
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Mankind will never be free until the last elf dies on a bonfire made from the last christmas tree. 
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Frijolero posted:Spending Christmas at home with my loving family, sharing stories and drinking cocoa to own the Libs. Real Christmas Warriors spend the day alone, going to every starbucks saying their name is "Merry Christmas, the day upon which our lord and savior Jesus Christ was born"
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Yinlock posted:i will destroy you Merry Christmas to you! God bless us, everyone!  
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MizPiz posted:Real Christmas Warriors spend the day alone, going to every starbucks saying their name is "Merry Christmas, the day upon which our lord and savior Jesus Christ was born" if you're really good at this you get picked to join a special ops strike team where you drive around town and scream "MERRY CHRISTMAS" out your truck window at anyone you think doesn't pass the paper bag test
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Happy Holidays binch
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Lastgirl posted:Happy Holidays binch 
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th tanenbaum of liberty must be refreshed once a year 
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Merry X'ed-out-Christ-mas
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Yinlock posted:It's officially starting now, it's time for me to do what the cowards in the liberal media never will. What you think you're Cromwell? Yinlock posted:dearest elizabeth Why you writing letters to her? 
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know this prophet by his foul and wretched works
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The lost Chick tract.
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Whats up with all the stories about Santa and how tough a job it is? He was originally just a spirit that delivered presents or coal once a year, that was it. We built up a whole mythos about him just recently, fetishizing how hard a worker he is.
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Rankin-Bass Santa Claus is Coming To Town is canon
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The war on Christmas won't be truly over until next year when Trump brings Black Pete to the whitehouse.
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Christmas is the illegal occupier of the Thanksgiving Territories.
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when you think about it, a war on christmas was inevitable as christmas continued to annex more and more holidays after it first took over thanksgiving there will be no peace on earth in our time
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People goin on about oreilly "declaring" the WoC, buddy let me tell you a story I grew up going to a southern baptist church in the 80s, it was a big enough church that they held a bible lesson Sesame Street every week while adults were at the service. one of the recurring skits was a magician who would try to do tricks by waving a wand and saying "i can do it alone", but the trick always failed. Then someone would come out and try it saying "I can do it with Jesus" and the trick would work. So in December they did the magician skit wher he tried to make christmas happen, but it came out as X-mas, and then the Christian made it turn into Christmas so stop blaming oreilly, he just rode the wave
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Gazpacho posted:I grew up going to a southern baptist church in the 80s, it was a big enough church that they held a bible lesson Sesame Street every week while adults were at the service. one of the recurring skits was a magician who would try to do tricks by waving a wand and saying "i can do it alone", but the trick always failed. Then someone would come out and try it saying "I can do it with Jesus" and the trick would work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufa-d4gfIzk&t=122s
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Gringostar posted:when you think about it, a war on christmas was inevitable as christmas continued to annex more and more holidays after it first took over thanksgiving The only reason Christmas hasn’t branched our into October is because we don’t have room for Halloween AND Christmas decorations on our lawn. But I’ll tell you, there’s at least a dozen houses near me that have a fat loving Santa up and ready to go November 1st
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good gently caress christmas
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The Nastier Nate posted:The only reason Christmas hasn’t branched our into October is because we don’t have room for Halloween AND Christmas decorations on our lawn. But I’ll tell you, there’s at least a dozen houses near me that have a fat loving Santa up and ready to go November 1st disney already did a christmas invasion of holloween like 15 years ago 
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