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A Major Fucker
Mar 10, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You're all no doubt familiar with the Chilling Stillness of Lizmy Deadman and the title character's ability to frustrate black men in a wide variety of situations by not moving. The power of black men was at its peak in spring of 2014 and it's no coincidence that this is when the Babys Mange spinoff was selling like hotcakes. But everything has an expansion and contraction, from empires to the stock market to the moon to the shape of the universe itself. The peak always marks the boundary between those two states, which means that black men are now in decline.

Obama himself was one of the black men whom Lizmy stultified with her stillness, although he was identified obliquely as "the president, a black man." With him gone, there practically are no black men. Bewildered old crones turn their head, thinking they caught a whiff of cocoa butter or new sneakers, only to find it was a new scent ZOMG Smells produced to remind us of what we lost.

In that cold drunken spring, it was refreshing to be shown that there were things in the world besides black men. The question we have to ask ourselves now is whether Lizmy Deadman is distasteful in our new post-black paradigm. Is she punching down? Is Trump going to bring black men back with his secret fear and reverence of "black bulls," their virile nutsacks heavy and leathery?

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A Major Fucker
Mar 10, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr5DWf5L42k

A Major Fucker
Mar 10, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trump signs legislation to make every remaining black man a bull, with all the howling and dick meat that entails, but is it too late?

A Major Fucker
Mar 10, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My neighbor before the drat Act:





My neighbor after the drat Act:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

I liked To Pimp a Butterfly better

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNGpbDimpdA

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