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they get turned tiny and have to fight with a bunch of tiny redwall animals against a giant lizard or something before getting normal
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- Rushi
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a genie that grants 3 curses
a stone laughs as it rolls down a hill
sunrise has suddenly become a burning dawn over the horizon for half an hour each day
mind reading mushroom
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- Rushi
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unable to conceptualize the true nature of man, the players begin hearing dark secrets before realizing they have memories of the abyss that they did not have before - infinity darkness
tiny slimes with cute mechanics
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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tiny slimes with cute mechanics
if a slime is wearing glasses and you hit it hard enough, then it splits into two daughter slimes each with a monocle.
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Jan 6, 2018 02:28
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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The party comes across a magical book.
The book screams in agony while open.
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Jan 6, 2018 03:26
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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The party is walking in a desert when they see a tortoise crawling towards them
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- Scroon
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The local tavern is having a poetry slam contest
A new deity is struggling with writer's block on the Holy Text it is drafting
Someone is trying to offload a crate of stolen wizard's underwear for cheap; you might be able to flip it for a handsome profit in the next town
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Jan 6, 2018 21:35
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- Thunder Moose
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You are walking across a dark, dank, and twisted alleyway whereupon you encounter a homeless old crone. She asks you for a copper.
Should you fail to oblige her she lunges at you. Roll for initiative! Anything less than a 20 results in you being sent to hell as the lady is in fact the devil and is looking for a partner to enjoy tea-time with.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:38
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- deep dish peat moss
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The party is ordered by a local monarch to babysit his child, so they take the kid along on their adventure and the kid criticizes them constantly and wonders why they're not solving all their problems by throwing gold pieces at them
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Jan 8, 2018 02:32
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- Captain No-mates
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spider guy
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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In a meadow you come across two owl bears loving, like really going to town on each other. It's violent as all hell with chunks of owl bear and cum just getting everywhere. If you fail a will test you stop to look, taking a hit to your sanity.
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- wearing a lampshade
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