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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Every week my 5th grade computer teacher would let all of us play Age of Empires 1 over LAN and would ruthlessly destroy us because he actually knew what he was doing while everyone was making a bunch of chariots because we thought they were cool

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I always dreamt of remaking the Target breakroom where my black coworker Sammy first called me nigga.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pablo Gigante posted:

Hehe... heh... me too Bob *nervously dials 911 and puts speakerphone on while trying to keep phone hidden under tablecloth*

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Every week my 5th grade computer teacher would let all of us play Age of Empires 1 over LAN and would ruthlessly destroy us because he actually knew what he was doing while everyone was making a bunch of chariots because we thought they were cool

my typing teacher put copies of age of empires 2 in every PC just to demolish us in it and routinely challenged us to 3 on 1s

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

One of the bullshit electives we had to take was Public Speaking or w/e, and my teacher was a younger dude who laughed his balls off when I did my teaching/demonstration speech on how to draw Cartman from South Park

Lmfao

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

*spends 8 weeks making a Warthog in autocad*

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

if the game is multiplayer 1v1 teacher vs shooter this us a day 1 buy for me, finally 2018 has a good game targeting the esports crowd

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

yeah actually they will posted:

The video made it look like one person was playing as the teacher and another player was playing as the shooter. I don't know if that means you can choose who you play as or if it's a multiplayer game, or both. It is possible that this is a hero shooter and "school shooter" and "teacher" are simply the first two classes

Im looking forward to the class goldfish dlc

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Game Trains New Parents in Proper Childcare [video:whosyourdaddy_gameplay.mov]

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

yeah actually they will posted:

Game Trains New Parents in Proper Childcare [video:whosyourdaddy_gameplay.mov]

lmao

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

Pablo Gigante posted:

Hehe... heh... me too Bob *nervously dials 911 and puts speakerphone on while trying to keep phone hidden under tablecloth*

"Hello, you've reached the McDonald's drive-thru, how may we help you today?"

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

yeah actually they will posted:

Game Trains New Parents in Proper Childcare [video:whosyourdaddy_gameplay.mov]

Lol

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Pablo Gigante posted:

Can't wait for Mavis Beacon's Battlegrounds

Lmfao

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmao. I heard that book is good though.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Pablo Gigante posted:

Lmao. I heard that book is good though.

it is actually very good

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

added to the imp zone thumb file

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

it is actually very good

definitely watch this if you haven't. It's a bit more recent than the book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRcF-pFGYI

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
in my high school computer class we used to "play" a game called Parkside Hotel (a hotel management sim that looks like it was created in paint) and I can't find a single loving trace of any proof of its existence anywhere on the internet


also in high school (late 90s/early 2000s) our computer class was on this really lovely, old windows 3.1 machines (public school in brooklyn lol) and our computer teacher said 1st day of class "if anyone ever finds graffiti on the computer, let me know at the beginning of class so I know it wasn't you" then like 3 weeks later there was some gang tag bullshit on my computer so I showed her and she said "this had to be you!" and made me clean it or else she was going to get me suspended. I swear to loving god no part of that is made up

last day of class the kid next to me hated her too so he printed "gently caress YOU BITCH" like 50 times and sent it to the printer and it was the funniest thing in the world watching her face as she looked at them and threw them out. you could tell she wanted to say something but didn't want the person to "win" by getting to her, plus as far as i know it was impossible to tell who sent it to the printer (we didn't even have an internet connection lol)

while he was doing that, I figured out a trick in excel. We were "locked out" of the OS. you could only open excel and there was no way to get to the desktop or file manager so I figured out a while earlier that you could right click in excel (or word, I forget which) and add a box/field/widget for URLs (I guess if you wanted to go to a website while you were in excel?? no idea) and I added it and then typed in C: and then deleted win.ini and whatever other files I could and I would be 3 weeks into sitting in my basement gaining access to Grate Guy's Casino in Super Mario RPG before she knew it :twisted:

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Patch 0.4.99 notes

-fixed bug where Shooters team spawn theme would play for Teachers team
-‘Kawaii’ ‘Born To Kill’ and ‘Pimp My Gun’ gun camos have been adjusted to provide better visibility
-firecrackers and flares each aggro 4 police units or less at a time, down from 8
-chopper gunner now requires 17 confirmed kills, up from 12
-Super Overkill mode is now available for Kid Hunt co-op mode. You’re in from a real fight when Mecha-Timmy shows up!
-added in-game options for twitch.tv and Discord cross-functionality
-added Bethesda Creation Club support

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wow. NONE of that is made up? Nice story bruh.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
i know, it's hard to believe she'd think a white nerd would be allowed in a cool street gang

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Gigante posted:

Can't wait for Mavis Beacon's Battlegrounds

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Patch 0.4.99 notes

-fixed bug where Shooters team spawn theme would play for Teachers team
-‘Kawaii’ ‘Born To Kill’ and ‘Pimp My Gun’ gun camos have been adjusted to provide better visibility
-firecrackers and flares each aggro 4 police units or less at a time, down from 8
-chopper gunner now requires 17 confirmed kills, up from 12
-Super Overkill mode is now available for Kid Hunt co-op mode. You’re in from a real fight when Mecha-Timmy shows up!
-added in-game options for twitch.tv and Discord cross-functionality
-added Bethesda Creation Club support

lol

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
also I'd say Mario RPG prevents school shootings since I loved that game in HS but then we all saw those adam lanza bedroom pics...

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

reserved for my False Flag DLC walkthrough

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

reserved for my False Flag DLC walkthrough

make sure to include this image, and please share it with friends/family thanks in advance

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Sometimes my high school band traveled to Columbine to play in a concert and they instructed us to not talk about the shooting or guns at all, and no one in the band even made a joke because it was still kind of fresh in people's memories and it was really somber just walking through the school knowing that something like that happened

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Uhhhhhhhhhh there was also a time they put a turkey in the band director's office lol

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Sandy Hook was six years ago!? gently caress

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

I want to speed run this.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012

fadam posted:

I want to speed run this.

that's just an incel guy shooting himself without leaving the house

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Pablo Gigante posted:

In fourth grade we had PCs in our classroom that had edutainment games like Oregon Trail, Odell Lake, etc. and we had our own logins to this DOS interface that controlled what games you had access to. One time I was watching when my teacher logged in and I swear to god he had Doom in his list of available games

Our school computer class had a snes9x emulator with a trillion snes roms, all the putt putt games and rpg maker 2003 and i actually made an assignment presentation entirely with rpgmaker

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Plutonis posted:

Our school computer class had a snes9x emulator with a trillion snes roms, all the putt putt games and rpg maker 2003 and i actually made an assignment presentation entirely with rpgmaker

In middle school we had a "digital yearbook" on a CD instead of an actual hard copy one and I made a replica of our school in ZZT where you could walk around and talk to teachers and it was included on the disc

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

goferchan posted:

In middle school we had a "digital yearbook" on a CD instead of an actual hard copy one and I made a replica of our school in ZZT where you could walk around and talk to teachers and it was included on the disc

ZZT ftw. I was going to make a book report on The War of the Worlds for seventh grade English class in ZZT but my teacher wouldn't let me

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

it would be awesome if you could scan your year book into this game

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

trying to jack off posted:

it would be awesome if you could scan your year book into this game
When I was a kid I specifically remember reading in Nintendo Power about how you could use the Gameboy Camera to upload face textures for use in Perfect Dark multiplayer mode and was super excited for it but then they ended up cutting it because they were afraid little Larry would use it to fake kill his teacher Mister P.

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goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
Sandy Cuck.

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