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Harakiri Potter posted:I was sitting at a lunch counter at a deli when this fat security guard couldn't get his Sriracha bottle unclogged. I'd never seen a bottle of it at the diner. The dude brought it in himself. He shook it and shook it, slammed it on the counter, called it a name and then squeezed it with both of his fists with the nozzle pointed down the counter towards people and shot it all over the place. He must have hit 5 people. He started giving out his business card to everyone who got hit with the poo poo, then had his meal put in a go container and hauled rear end. Holy poo poo Paul Blart is REAL
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EvilJoven posted:It's still good and I love putting it in asian dishes to give it a little kick. Also goes good with Mr Noodles. Hotsauce isn't just a condiment, its a lifestyle Buy a hot sauce holster now and be a part of the hot sauce revolution !
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We live in a world where a sizable portion of the population define themselves by things that are happening at them, like the biggest parts of their life aren't even influenced by their presence. That's super loving sad. But that doesn't mean that hot sauce isn't good.
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HOT SAUCE HOT LIFE
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once I started defining my identity by the hot sauce I consume, my life became much much happier and healthier. and my intestinal flora has mutated and seems to have developed sentience...
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Jan 11, 2018 00:58
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I'm a fan of the brown El Yucateco Kutbil-ik'
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I'm a fan of the brown El Yucateco Kutbil-ik' this stuff rules
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I like putting carolina reaper seeds in my piss hole
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Jan 11, 2018 01:08
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just simple old tabasco for this lifelong republican horse farmer
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The Saucer Hovers posted:sambal oelek is the superior product
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Kak posted:I like putting carolina reaper seeds in my piss hole whats your secret?
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I bought a bottle of this junk for use on my noodle the food not the penis and it is ok but tbh I prefer just chucking some jalaps in there
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Jan 11, 2018 01:28
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tabasco is still the right choice for a bloody mary
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The Walrus posted:OH btw i just discovered you can make insanely good wings, better than fried at a resto, by putting a bit of baking powder and salt on them and baking on a rack. Put them on one of those metal vegetable steamers that go into pots and steam them in a pot for a few minutes take em out, then pat them dry, then bake. This renders the fat out of the skin so it gets super crispy when it bakes. Don't lose any moisture from the meat and you don't add the sodium to them for the same result. Better tasting in the end, better skin, easier to sauce. WEll cya
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Tom Gorman posted:its ok but Tapatio is better and its like 80 cents 🙌🏽
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hillary carried hotsauce in her purse not because her advisors told her it'd help her connect with the kids but because she genuinely loathed all the garbage midwestern food she had to pretend to enjoy while on the road
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Jan 11, 2018 06:09
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El Yucateco is reall good yeah
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Rex-Goliath posted:hillary carried hotsauce in her purse not because her advisors told her it'd help her connect with the kids but because she genuinely loathed all the garbage midwestern food she had to pretend to enjoy while on the road You know those sriracha packets you can get at Starbucks? Those come in handy all the time.
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Rex-Goliath posted:hillary carried hotsauce in her purse not because her advisors told her it'd help her connect with the kids but because she genuinely loathed all the garbage midwestern food she had to pretend to enjoy while on the road As a midwesterner this makes her much more relatable to me, our food is terrible.
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*gets bottle of hot cock sauce, puts it in fridge* Is it cold sauce now? 
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Rex-Goliath posted:hillary carried hotsauce in her purse not because her advisors told her it'd help her connect with the kids but because she genuinely loathed all the garbage midwestern food she had to pretend to enjoy while on the road Midwestern food is responsible for the “white people dont eat spicy food” stereotype. I have to order my Thai over the phone to get actual spice.
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Jan 11, 2018 07:18
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This is my current go-to. Or, at least it was before I couldn't find it in Japan anymore It goes great on everything, from spaghetti to vegetables, steamed hams to steamed clams.
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Habanero hot sauce rules.
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I like sriracha and I think it’s good, but it’s hardly an all-purpose hot sauce. It’s good for adding a little zazz to Asian dishes, and every now and then it’s good to squirt on some bland cheese pizza. That’s about all I put it on.
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Rex-Goliath posted:hillary carried hotsauce in her purse not because her advisors told her it'd help her connect with the kids but because she genuinely loathed all the garbage midwestern food she had to pretend to enjoy while on the road no it was part of their hilariously tragic "hillary is your abuela" campaign
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Habenero has a lot of flavor if you mellow it out for several hours. How do you mellow out habanero? I love habanero sauce but its too painful to eat in large quantities.
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Jan 11, 2018 14:26
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put it in a quiet, dimly lit room and tell it to drink some water
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Typical Pubbie posted:How do you mellow out habanero? I love habanero sauce but its too painful to eat in large quantities. I simmered about half a pound of chopped habeneros in half a liter of olive oil a while back. Strain them out after an hour or two and you’ll have an oil that has a lot of habenero flavor and decent, but not overwhelming, heat.
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If you’re gonna eat mass produced habenero sauce eat The Secret Ardvark please.
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Rex-Goliath posted:hillary carried hotsauce in her purse not because her advisors told her it'd help her connect with the kids but because she genuinely loathed all the garbage midwestern food she had to pretend to enjoy while on the road the best part was when the black folks asked her if she was pandering to them and she excitedly asked if it was working.
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Milo and POTUS posted:the best part was when the black folks asked her if she was pandering to them and she excitedly asked if it was working. and they say there aren't any honest politicians
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Typical Pubbie posted:How do you mellow out habanero? I love habanero sauce but its too painful to eat in large quantities. grow some fuckin balls you pansy
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My brother got some of that pepper x poo poo. It's hotter than hell but man is it good. Doesn't take much either. It's got an almost fruity flavor to it.
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