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23 frozen pizzas, but also a low fat yogurt.
2 smoked hams and the whole wheat crackers.
Going for a walk every day to the ice cream shop.
Building meaningful relationships with my bookie.
Smoking less weed by eating more.
Saving money for one big spree instead of a lot of little ones.
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May 17, 2024 14:23
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If I do this work while i'm angry, i'll just resent it. Better to put it aside forever. Out of respect.
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Jan 19, 2018 23:17
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Do the dishes with my dick
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Jan 19, 2018 23:20
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I'm going to tone it down from laughingstock to merely disruptive.
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Jan 19, 2018 23:21
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im gonna post on byob but not really worry about it too much
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jan 19, 2018 23:23
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If I cut down on porcelain dolls, I can buy a lot more commemorative coins.
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Jan 19, 2018 23:24
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Looking hard at the door to the katana store, "No, no six is enough."
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Jan 19, 2018 23:25
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There's a time and a place for everything, maybe tomorrow. I put down the giant lobster costume and pick a nice suit for grandma's funeral.
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Jan 19, 2018 23:29
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Give me the courage to change the things that are convenient, the apathy to make do with what is hard, and the wisdom to tell the difference.
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Jan 20, 2018 00:05
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I'm not going to do my laundry, but i am going to buy more underwear off amazon.
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Jan 20, 2018 00:07
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- wearing a lampshade
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Drink a whole forty instead of a six pack, it's better for the environment.
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Jan 20, 2018 00:43
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Cheap wedding, expensive divorce
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Jan 20, 2018 01:04
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Pay people to beat my rear end, but avoid over-tipping.
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Jan 20, 2018 03:56
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From here on out I'll only waste things I don't care about.
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Jan 20, 2018 14:52
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Pay people to beat my rear end, but avoid over-tipping.
This post wins the Callback of the Month award
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Jan 20, 2018 15:17
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The next time some one asks "soup or salad" I will not start a metaphysical debate. I will order two of each and leave the chilis with my dignity intact.
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Jan 21, 2018 17:13
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May 17, 2024 14:23
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im going to try to patch things up with my wife. im doing it out of financial reasons. i do not love her, and have not loved her for a very long time, but i really need money.
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