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Petr
whenever I get nail clippers from the drug store they're all loose and janky. Where can I buy really nice ones to do my beautiful nails justice?

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Buddy, if you're nail clipper doesn't cost over 100 bucks and have a pistol grip I don't know what to tell ya:


You can pick up this beast at Walmart, you're welcome.

Petr
Jesus, what do I do when I want to clip my fingernails

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Petr posted:

Jesus, what do I do when I want to clip my fingernails

pull the trigger with your toes

Petr
oh yeah , duh

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
this thing wants to eat your fingernails and is guaranteed to be unjanky*

*I mean, look at it!

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Petr
ok but I have a policy against sticking my fingers into things that look like they've had a stephen king short story about them

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Petr posted:

ok but I have a policy against sticking my fingers into things that look like they've had a stephen king short story about them

Stephen King's newest best seller, "THAT!", starring the electric nail trimmer. A group of children in a quiet New England town learn about the evil force that powers the insidious device, disguised as a mere mundane nail trimmer when in fact it TRIMS YOUR SOUL!

27 years later it comes back, and the kids (now adults because of movie magic) their nails are now 7 feet long and ready to do battle! See "Stephen King's "THAT!" now, before it sees YOU!

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Petr
ok I changed my mind, I'm buying it!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Petr posted:

ok I changed my mind, I'm buying it!

I missed my calling as a cursed electric nail trimmer salesman :(

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Scroon

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-georges-birthday-1-million-3893369

If you ain't ballin' like a toddler prince then what's even the point really?

Robot Made of Meat

You could always use a Dremel tool like the pros do.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Petr
I went to wal-mart and bought this, but it didn't come with a user manual and I'm worried I'm going to hurt myself.

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Petr
I think I'm supposed to do both hands/feet at once with it?

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
WalMart sells weapons of mass destruction now? You could level a city with that thing! If you accidently mess up and split a toenail atom that's a lot of friendly fire man!

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google THIS

"Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen. The murder weapon."



(Horrified gasps from the jury and gallery. The bailiff throws up.)

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
tweezerman is the brand you want. very good quality.

i want to meet the tweezerman, take a tour of his factory, and be selected as his heir

treasure bear

a pair of wire cutters

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canyoneer posted:

tweezerman is the brand you want. very good quality.

i want to meet the tweezerman, take a tour of his factory, and be selected as his heir

if you're the tweezerman's hair you're gonna get plucked

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