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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
those of you who think you are "tough stuff" for eating the skin on a kiwi should give the humble rambutan a try. known by learned individuals as the "Pubic Fruit."

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Vato
Jan 14, 2018



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Have some delicious kiwi fruit! :v:

You two crack me up!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

This thread is getting auckward

Rub em on your nips

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Have some delicious kiwi fruit! :v:
i only have apples :(

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hope you stored that kiwi underwater.

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Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

i only have apples :(

Make a nice caramel sauce-a :chef:

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Vato
Jan 14, 2018


Oh my goodness...are you the guy with the weird watermelon ball? And now you have a crazy big kiwi.

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Supreme Allah posted:

if you eat them with the skin on you can pretend you're eating a tarantula

imagine wrapping kiwi skin around carrot sticks or something. Very spooky!


or just eat an actual tarantula (Only Brazilian rainforest kids will get this!)

CAN NOT PUKE
Nov 26, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Vato posted:

Oh my goodness...are you the guy with the weird watermelon ball? And now you have a crazy big kiwi.

A crazy big Keewee reminds me of something. I can’t place my finger on it...

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

golden bells
Oct 17, 2013

Kiwis own but they were also a feature of the worst recipe I had ever seen: kiwi & saurekraut smoothie

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

patriotic dog posted:

Kiwis own but they were also a feature of the worst recipe I had ever seen: kiwi & saurekraut smoothie

:whitewater:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This is entirely in character for Old Testament God

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
the way I eat food is the correct way to eat fopd furthermore

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

CJacobs posted:

Make ROB hold the kiwi.

I am a kiwi named Rob, if that's any help.

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