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| Someone snitched | |
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Feb 24, 2018 05:04
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Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Weed *smoke one joint* huh, honey BBQ sauce *smoke another* spinal fluid????? |
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Feb 25, 2018 07:55
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*tokes on the BBEFW* "Ewww, this one tastes like farts..." cda posted:Someone snitched I've been trying to make some kind of Quiddich shanking joke, but I can't find it. ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2018 08:01
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Hagrid: yer a whizzerdary Harry: no I’m a boy. Hagrid: I cant even with you right now. ---------------- |
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Feb 25, 2018 08:53
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Everything is the same but the Dursleys are mormon |
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Feb 25, 2018 12:35
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Quirrel: Troll! In the dungeon! Harry: heheheheheheheheh Ron: heheheheheheheheh Hermoine: heheheheheheheheh Quirrel: heheheheheheheheh Troll: heheheheheheheheheh |
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Feb 26, 2018 02:59
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Hermione: if I could just get some lambs spit and gnarble jowls, and cut the stems on the third moon after the solstice... Harry: I remember when we would just smoke the weed, Hermione. |
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Feb 26, 2018 03:10
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If I were a wizard I'd teach a dragon to light my blunts probably other tricks too but that would be first |
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Feb 26, 2018 03:42
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“All right, Hufflepuff has nominated Chad for the Goblet of Fire Challenge- he’ll get one of four super powerful strains, real primo poo poo, and have to smoke four bowls of it before the other house’s reps do. Hopefully he’ll get the Chinese Fireball, cause that Norwegian poo poo will destroy you by the end of the second bowl no matter - wait where the gently caress is Chad?” meanwhile in the kitchens “Master Chad, you’ve smoked an entire ounce and eaten five pounds of pudding! Dobby doesn’t want to clean up that much vomit, sir!” “You’re good people Dobbs - here take this, it’s my old underwear.” “But this does not free me, it has to come from my master!” “...Freeing?” |
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Feb 26, 2018 14:06
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Gatekeeper posted:Snape: you were seen by no less than eight muggles! Lmao |
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Feb 26, 2018 16:57
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Old wizard guy in painting: yeah yeah kid just push the baggie into my painting Fred knows I'm good for it Ron: I dunno I don't think that's gonna Old wizard: no no no trust me we do this all the time me and your brother Ron smushes baggie against the painting The old wizard starts losing it, nothing has ever been this funny old wizard: it's cool kid I have painting weed ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2018 00:14
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Chasterson posted:Old wizard guy in painting: yeah yeah kid just push the baggie into my painting Fred knows I'm good for it Hahaha |
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Feb 27, 2018 00:42
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Abugadu posted:“All right, Hufflepuff has nominated Chad for the Goblet of Fire Challenge- he’ll get one of four super powerful strains, real primo poo poo, and have to smoke four bowls of it before the other house’s reps do. Hopefully he’ll get the Chinese Fireball, cause that Norwegian poo poo will destroy you by the end of the second bowl no matter - wait where the gently caress is Chad?” |
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Mar 1, 2018 14:28
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This is one of the best threads on God's green weed. |
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Mar 22, 2018 03:21
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Sorry I meant Earth |
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Mar 22, 2018 03:21
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Munchables posted:This is one of the best threads on God's green weed. Hell you've inspired me to read it again |
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Mar 22, 2018 04:57
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Haha classic |
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Mar 22, 2018 05:22
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cda posted:Herb-High-On-Weed Ganja
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Mar 22, 2018 14:13
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Goldmine? |
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Mar 22, 2018 14:38
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Mar 22, 2018 14:38
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| Before/if it's goldmined I want it known that this was a Skylark thread from like 2014 that I just reposted after discovering it while sorting threads by rating. | |
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Mar 22, 2018 14:43
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alnilam posted:Goldmine? Goldmine.
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Mar 22, 2018 14:43
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Also that the image in the op was a FYAD flag by someone with a really offensive username so I rehosted it lol Basically we owe our thanks to FYAD for this thread. Forums solidarity. |
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Mar 22, 2018 14:45
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Jolo posted:Goldmine. Why don't you do the honors  cda posted:Before/if it's goldmined I want it known that this was a Skylark thread from like 2014 that I just reposted after discovering it while sorting threads by rating. Thank you skylark |
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Mar 22, 2018 14:45
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alnilam posted:Why don't you do the honors  Thanks for the very good posts everyone!
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