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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


anything by imagine dragons

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I'm only human after all don't put the blame on me
It's in every commercial, I don't know or care who sings it, it just needs to go away

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Idiot Kicker posted:

I'm only human after all don't put the blame on me
It's in every commercial, I don't know or care who sings it, it just needs to go away

That song gets infinitely more annoying when you see the guy who sings it.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Is that Miley Cyrus song, "Party In the USA" from the 2010s? Because that one is horrible and feels like the most fake 'be yourself' song ever.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

JediTalentAgent posted:

Is that Miley Cyrus song, "Party In the USA" from the 2010s? Because that one is horrible and feels like the most fake 'be yourself' song ever.

Nope, that was 2009. It was totally inescapable my senior year of college. That and that black eyed peas “tonight’s gonna be a good night” song.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
heres the worst song ever made since we're posting outside of the 2010s now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35UUsMnwquo

you're going to think "it's not so bad" when it starts. the challenge is getting all the way through it

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Perry Mason Jar posted:

heres the worst song ever made since we're posting outside of the 2010s now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35UUsMnwquo

you're going to think "it's not so bad" when it starts. the challenge is getting all the way through it

Whoever made a music video in the UK and decided there needed to be closeups of their teeth should be shot.

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Ugly In The Morning posted:

“No Roots” by Alice Merton is stuck in my head. Good lord that song is garbage. It’s just three minutes of a Florence and the Machine rip-off signifies the same thing over and over and over again. gently caress this is making me angry.

*hits play on Casio demo pattern*
I'VE GOT NO roooOOOHOO-HOOOO-HOO-HOOOOOOooooooots

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Still nothing posted yet is worst than Our Fight Song

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



mumford and sons

FalsePriest
Oct 20, 2010

"hi im pyle shittenhouse" *plop* *plop* *plop* "oops i have shit in your house lol"

screaden posted:

I remember seeing a music video on youtube in another "bad song" thread, it was a woman dressed in myspace era looking stuff, doing kind of an acoustic punk thing with jump cuts all over the place like on every terrible vlog on youtube, can't find it at all

Are you thinking of BUG??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Would a song that came out at the tail end of 2009 and got exposure in the early 2010s count? Because This one's a doozy.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
wow i didn't know Chairlift made any songs that bad. this is Good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1cYnXYiQvc

edit: good god the video is atrocious though

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The worst Lena Lovich tribute I've ever seen.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
anything these guys ever made is also up there

stupid garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw

awful christmas song covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hltEVBnakxs

ZOMBIE PIRATES!!!! LOL!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQeeQjdU2Bk

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

Nailed it. I regret bringing this back in to my life though

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

I think my life is now forever a little bit worse, knowing that this exists.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



Good lord, this may even be worse than Blurred Lines

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
What's that video where those high school kids are singing in front of some cars they probably borrowed from their parents and the one kid's contribution to the song is just annoying screams?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
i think there was a sad moody song about peter pan a year ago, and recently in the gym they played female-voiced sadder, moodier, more whistful cover of it.
why does everything have to be like this.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Bruno mars - just the way you are

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Amarcarts posted:

What's that video where those high school kids are singing in front of some cars they probably borrowed from their parents and the one kid's contribution to the song is just annoying screams?

Probably brokencyde.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Comments disabled, lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol at "dookie gang"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i dont know any songs from thje 2010s lol.

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007


Is it bad that I knew what group this was going to be without clicking and never having heard this song before?

Goddamn I hate these guys.

Lets Pickle fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Feb 12, 2018

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
ahahahaha I thought this was much older but apparently 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY

it's this, this barely counts as music, but it is this

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Doctor Dogballs posted:

anything by imagine dragons

Yessir. If there is a band that loving sucks more than Imagine Dragons I haven't heard them.

Also, welcome to hell. Worst of both worlds. The ultimate suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2GCa-_nyU



veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



I like that the dude on the right was just like "nope I'm not dressing up. Doing this poo poo in a T shirt, take it or leave it"

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Probably brokencyde.

Yeah you called it and I found it. It' from 2008 but I think it deserves a dishonorable mention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


veni veni veni posted:

Yessir. If there is a band that loving sucks more than Imagine Dragons I haven't heard them.

Also, welcome to hell. Worst of both worlds. The ultimate suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE2GCa-_nyU

My friend had to sue Imagine Dragons to get them to credit him for a song he wrote

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Amarcarts posted:

Yeah you called it and I found it. It' from 2008 but I think it deserves a dishonorable mention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U

not even the worst brokencyde song from 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCgoBnSCt0c

edit: yes that does open with the whitest of white guys you have ever seen (pictured in the video amarcarts posted) dropping a 'nigga'

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Oh poo poo. I've found it. Not only the worst album of the decade, but the worst album of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLQK1gjXWeQ

That album resulted in this masterpiece, tho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPzElP_eSI

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*
I think the song Rob Schneider's kid wrote (Ex's and Oh's, which doesn't even make sense grammatically) is the worst song of the 2010s and I'm confident no other song of the next two years will take the throne. (e: she didn't write it, Dave Bassett did. He's the same rear end in a top hat who wrote Shinedown's poo poo :lol: )

Imagine Dragons sucks, but their awfulness is spread out over many songs.

Oh, yeah. There's also that terrible song by one-hit wonder, Canadian, reggae fusion band MAGIC! Gross. At least they're not blowing up like Nickelback did.

Bloodplay it again fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Feb 12, 2018

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
it's cheating to take a song from a band that isn't huge or something and is like a ..LOL so random steampunk wacky band

that's not even fair

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Bodyholes posted:

This was made in 1997 and it is trying to be as terrible as humans could conceive a song to be at the time, and it does a good job of that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08

Many songs in this thread are somehow worse.

This sounds like something Mr Bungle would come up with if they decided to gently caress around for 20 minutes and recorded it

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