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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Here are a few pics for you to add text to or quote and caption.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

poorlifedecision posted:

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!

:haw:

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

youre home early

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
This one: What is he texting?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

He told her he had to shoot off a quick text about work stuff. He is actually dialling the police. Not calling yet, just prepping it so that a single button press is all it will take, should the need arise.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Moon Atari posted:

He told her he had to shoot off a quick text about work stuff. He is actually dialling the police. Not calling yet, just prepping it so that a single button press is all it will take, should the need arise.

Ah, like when I walk in the more urban neighborhoods

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer




E very loving day. Everg single loving day this little human being just sits there with this stupid look on his face

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

“I am protected”

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Russian meddling in the the elections is problematic for several different reasons and will destabilize existing geopolitical hierarchies. Putin will reap the whirlwind of destructive effects and will give the upper hand to nihilists.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ID LIKE TO ADD YOU TO MY RETARD NETWORK AT SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

Christ... Where's the rear end in a top hat?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

"OK my wife is ready for you now."

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I carried a printer over a mile and now she's undressing for somebody else!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

If a girl changes in front of you but makes you turn around she's into you right?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

"Nietzsche was right"

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

She's crazy and keeps showing me drawings of furries! I'm going to slip outside and hide under my pickup truck.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

*opens r/relationships thread*

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Mammal Sauce posted:

She's crazy and keeps showing me drawings of furries! I'm going to slip outside and hide under my pickup truck.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

"I'm gay"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Quick, GBS, you gotta help. What do I do now? I think I have to poop.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Nice new Yorker cartoon submission. Want to see mine?

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene

a bone to pick posted:

"OK my wife is ready for you now."

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Oscar Wild posted:

Nice new Yorker cartoon submission. Want to see mine?

Yes

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

It's like "The girl with the Dragon tattoo" except she tattooed "suck my dick you fuckman" on my head.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?

He's not texting. He's looking at pornography because that's the only way he can get it up.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Oscar Wild posted:

Nice new Yorker cartoon submission. Want to see mine?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

For the last time, yes!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Oscar Wild posted:

Nice new Yorker cartoon submission. Want to see mine?

Yes. I think the grenade and skull would be lost on them though.

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

He's not texting. He's looking at pornography because that's the only way he can get it up.

Wikihow don't fail me now

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Spinster posted:

This one: What is he texting?
I have mated with Shiva. Our children will sing the song that ends this dead gay forum.

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