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Literally A Person posted:I'm wondering what the policy on body doubles getting body doubles is? Like, is there a chance that through no fault of my own I may have a body triple? If you get three people involved the fairest distribution is to arrange it in a circuit rather than a hierarchy, such that each person acts as a body double to one person and has the remaining person act as their body double.
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I got my body double sitting in my chair at work before noon. I roll in after lunch and read the summary of what happened that he left me. He doesn’t do any real work, but he’s in early every morning and looks busy, and nobody seemed to notice. He’s also doing a great job chatting up the receptionist on the third floor.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 09:13 |
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trick wife with double into thinking i'm a loving caring partner when in reality I pay people to make me look good
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 09:29 |
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I'd install a security camera on my yard and have my body double do all kinds of manly things there, like chopping wood, fixing the car, wolf-whistling at passing ladies etc. Then I could finally start going to gay bars, because if i'm ever recognized, I will have a time stamped video alibi.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 15:39 |
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jon joe posted:Want to meet these trump body doubles Trump’s too narcissistic and proud to have a body double that actually looks like him. They’d all be 6’5” chiseled beefcakes because that’s what he sees in the mirror.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 15:44 |
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You want to perform the Houdini but care too much about your partner for them to unknowingly be having sex with another person
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 16:15 |
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Icochet posted:wan't Jesus loving Christ people
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 16:22 |
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Icochet posted:I'd install a security camera on my yard and have my body double do all kinds of manly things there, like chopping wood, fixing the car, wolf-whistling at passing ladies etc. This is a truly beautiful post.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 16:25 |
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It's the winter Olympics. There are all sorts of 2 person events to choose from.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 18:39 |
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Pre-coordinated dance routines used for various life events
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 21:50 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Pre-coordinated dance routines used for various life events Who else is gonna do the Salt N' Pepa Push It dance with me at the the middle school prom?
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 21:53 |
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You can do the 'shoot him, he's the robot' movie cliche with one, but I think they frown on being shot, unless they're like method actors or something.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 21:56 |
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meet hot body doubles in you're area
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 21:57 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:meet hot body doubles in you're area Yeah, but they want a credit card to sign-up! Try 1-800-MY-DUBLE.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 21:58 |
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This could be a comedy starring Will Ferrel or Kevin Hart or something.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 21:59 |
the Saddam doubles who had facial reconstruction to look more like dear leader that makes me think the actual saddam wasn't really killed just exited stage left as a body double
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 22:02 |
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basic hitler posted:the Saddam doubles who had facial reconstruction to look more like dear leader that makes me think the actual saddam wasn't really killed just exited stage left as a body double Sucks to be the double getting hung in the stairwell. But I guess them the breaks when you live the dangerous and sexy life of a body double.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 22:06 |
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Literally A Person posted:Who else is gonna do the Salt N' Pepa Push It dance with me at the the middle school prom? *tears fill my eyes as my hand slowly lowers*
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 22:06 |
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What do you call a body double who is a little person?
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 22:08 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:*tears fill my eyes as my hand slowly lowers* I didn't want to have to tell you like this... Colonel Cancer posted:What do you call a body double who is a little person? What's 1/2*2? Oh wait...
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 22:10 |
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Really cool Halloween man with two brains costume.
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# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:20 |
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You know how animals in flocks/swarms confuse predators by just presenting too many targets so the predator doesn't know who to go for? Can you do that with just two people, or do you need like six guys to really gently caress with a bully?
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 04:56 |
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Icochet posted:You know how animals in flocks/swarms confuse predators by just presenting too many targets so the predator doesn't know who to go for? Can you do that with just two people, or do you need like six guys to really gently caress with a bully? Is someone bullying you?
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# ? Feb 13, 2018 05:06 |
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Vato posted:Is someone bullying you? Well duh. You remember that charlie manson/bathrobe/HOMO -guy? I got beaten up by him once.
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Icochet posted:Well duh. Pro-tip: Get a gun Please don't get a gun
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