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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDde-yts33I

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

A man is a bit of a loner and just wants to be left alone in the world. He wants to be left alone with his computer and his biggest passion: music. All he does all day long is listen to music on his computer. A collection of music measured in terabytes. The only thing stopping him from enjoying his collection all day long is the nuisance of coworkers, family, and life obligations.

A few weeks later the man gets his wish. The entire planet is obliterated except for him, and he's left alone with the only computer on earth that survived: the computer at his local library that has every single song ever created on its 20 petabyte hard drive. He grins with delight as he realizes his dream has finally come true. He can listen to his music all day long and never be interrupted again. It's just him and his passion.

The camera pans over the man, sobbing with his head in his hands. There's a quick pan of the computer screen: it's running Linux; the only sound emitting from the speakers is a cracking hum.

ahahaha



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5aPBPDS34

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

literally just redoing that one episode from the twilight zone, you know the one

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
a man who hunts down robots turn out to be a robot himself

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
a computer churns out endless high-concept ideas for highly successful tv shows based on machine learning
one of the countless writers that are forced to turn these ideas into scripts tries to sneak in a script based on an original idea



their idea is actually really fuckin bad but since everyone thinks the computer came up with it they end up making a big budget show about a pubic-hair based superhero

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

HoboMan posted:

literally just redoing that one episode from the twilight zone, you know the one



this except it's a programmer and the preprocessor directives are "*floor <ifstream>"

flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Mar 19, 2018

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
a neural network predicts the time of a man's death with absolute certainty but it cannot tell him where or how he dies

to escape his fate he leaves his family, changes his name and lifestyle and moves to another city where he promptly dies in some ironic fashion

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

suffix posted:

a neural network predicts the time of a man's death with absolute certainty but it cannot tell him where or how he dies

to escape his fate he leaves his family, changes his name and lifestyle and moves to another city where he promptly dies in some ironic fashion

if you want to read a thousand pages of this the machine of death series has you covered

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

a random episode of person of interest by accident

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
A man enters a booth that will change his sex. He comes out exactly the same. A printout tells him it has resolved his intersex condition and his ideas about gender are shattered forever.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



an elderly woman meets a person online and engages in a long conversation. it’s later revealed that her interlocutor was stymie and shed been quoting him

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
A bereaved mother deletes the only video of her son's 3rd birthday in her grief. When she regrets this and takes the memory stick to a recovery service, it is returned with videos she doesn't remember, implicating her in his death. Has she repressed the memory, or is she being haunted from beyond the grave? Or is the clerk at the shop manipulating the footage and her using deepfake AI?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Heavy_D posted:

A bereaved mother deletes the only video of her son's 3rd birthday in her grief. When she regrets this and takes the memory stick to a recovery service, it is returned with videos she doesn't remember, implicating her in his death. Has she repressed the memory, or is she being haunted from beyond the grave? Or is the clerk at the shop manipulating the footage and her using deepfake AI?

is this a sequel to pretty little liars

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
a small tribe of people scour the post-apocalyptic wasteland for food and supplies
they are led by a superhuman ai that dispenses information and advice in return for likes on the facebook page to a long-defunct burger joint

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
small gods but with ais and attention economy

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

suffix posted:

small gods but with ais and attention economy

will there be lettuce?

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
digital poop mansion

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bobcats posted:

digital poop mansion

:aaa:

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