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 Fig A.: Besties with the 2020 qatar summer olympics less than a year away, i think we should talk about usain bold and how he's the biggest fraud since lance armstrong i wrote this >>>>>>>> https://medium.com/@tomnew/usain-bolt-lance-armstrong-and-the-duck-test-303b7b891e7e <<< Evidence First: literally everybody else on his team got caught doping and its very obvious he also is i mean come on second: i read it on line charts dont lie: code: all the red names were found doping Original Thread Content: To summarise
- Between 2007 and 2008, his sprinting ability improved drastically, to the consternation of pundits and experts. At the same time, the competitiveness of the entire Jamaican team improved, indicated by their increase in medals at major events. - Bolt smashed world records and his fellow competitors by a huge margin in 2008 and 2009. - Of the 5 fastest men ever recorded, he is the only one never to have tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. Of the 20 top times ever recorded at the 100 metres, he’s the only athlete not to have been caught doping. Sprinting has been mired in controversy and doping scandals throughout its history and into the present day. - Large numbers of Jamaican sprinters have been caught doping, including his training partner. - The coach of a number of these sprinters was the same as Bolt’s, Glen Mills. - Jamaican athletics has a poor history of rigorous drug testing, so its possible that more athletes may have been cheating, but have slipped through the net. LETS be fair though, literally every athlete competing in the olympics is doping, including the canadian guy, so usain shouldn't lose his sponsors 
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he's a soccer player now op
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Feb 26, 2018 21:01
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big deal
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Feb 26, 2018 21:03
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alternative: just give him an invitation to the BIONIC HUMAN OLYMPICS COMING 2020 PPV when we send some to all the other dopers
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Feb 26, 2018 21:03
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doping is dope as hell, i heard
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Feb 26, 2018 21:04
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interesting as gently caress corollary from everythingdinosaurs.co.uk: https://blog.everythingdinosaur.co.uk/blog/_archives/2012/08/06/is-usain-bolt-the-fastest-man-on-the-planet-of-all-time.html My footprint:  peter posted:Peter claims that these ancient ancestors of ours could theoretically reach sprinting speeds of up to 28 mph.
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Feb 26, 2018 21:06
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thats 45 kmph by the way 
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Feb 26, 2018 21:12
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He gets paid $33mil a year in sponsorships, there's no way there can be any corruption with that much money in involved. I'll bet when Puma signed his $10 million check they were like "Ok WADA put this guy thru the wringer!"
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Feb 26, 2018 21:42
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paul_soccer10 posted:Evidence
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Feb 26, 2018 21:48
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he's almost certainly a cheater, like every top athlete ever. but like pro wrestling or star trek, we suspend our disbelief for the moment to enjoy what the best chemicals and doctors on earth can do
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Feb 26, 2018 21:55
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paul_soccer10 posted:thats 45 kmph by the way The solution is obvious: use CRISPR gene editing to reactivate these features in humans and dope those Neanderthals up
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Feb 26, 2018 22:01
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Feb 26, 2018 22:01
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Honestly let them use meth to run faster if they're already pro. What are the top athletes in the world with millions and backing from their nation going to do? Run out of meth? Get real.
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Feb 26, 2018 22:02
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Feb 26, 2018 22:19
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I think Usain Bolt is p cool.
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Feb 26, 2018 22:46
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Tyson Gay, So What
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Feb 26, 2018 22:54
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I don't believe that an athlete would cheat to win OP.
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Feb 26, 2018 23:04
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I'm calling out Usain bolt to a nice pasta dinner
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Feb 26, 2018 23:08
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Pawn 17 posted:I don't believe that an athlete would cheat to win OP. Correct. He's a God fearing man so it's obviously Jesus that's making him run so fast.
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Feb 26, 2018 23:09
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the true spirit of the Olympic is to see how many liters of cheetah ballsack hormones you can pump into your cerebrospinal fluid without getting caught. godspeed you, black sprinter
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Feb 26, 2018 23:10
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Why does that chart not have heights on it?
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Feb 26, 2018 23:15
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Imo the people trying to stop doping are akin to nerds who whine about honor in video games. Bring on the mutant cyborg athletes, pussies
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Feb 26, 2018 23:24
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Zorodius posted:the true spirit of the Olympic is to see how many liters of cheetah ballsack hormones you can pump into your cerebrospinal fluid without getting caught. not that much as that would most likely kill your rear end ...I wonder if anyone has tried
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Feb 26, 2018 23:40
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thread made me think of this, OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBov4t644JU
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Feb 27, 2018 02:14
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Seriously, when are we going to get the "Performance Enhanced Olympics"? Make it an everything goes deal; drugs, implants, limbs, power armor, whatever, go for it. That's something I'd tune into. Listening to the commentators go over all the enhancements each athlete brings to the field like a weapons load-out on a mech would be so much more interesting than the billionth "overcame adversity to make it to the Olympics" stories we get fed.
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Feb 27, 2018 02:23
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Theory: Usain Bolt is the only runner in the world not cheating, and he has forced all the other runners to cheat in order to compete with this superhuman.
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Feb 27, 2018 02:24
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the only guy that can hold him is named crossbow
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Feb 27, 2018 03:18
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Honest question how do you beat a doping test these days?
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Feb 27, 2018 03:31
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drink someone else's piss
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Feb 27, 2018 03:33
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:drink someone else's piss done
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Feb 27, 2018 03:35
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:he's almost certainly a cheater, like every top athlete ever. but like pro wrestling or star trek, we suspend our disbelief for the moment to enjoy what the best chemicals and doctors on earth can do maybe one day I too can be an athlete
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Feb 27, 2018 04:21
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Perhaps the myth is more important than the man, OP
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Feb 27, 2018 04:37
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paul_soccer10 posted:thats 45 kmph by the way I can run that fast. I just dont feel like it right now. 
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Feb 27, 2018 05:43
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Certainly, nobody will ever suspect op of doping.
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Feb 27, 2018 06:48
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you can dope naturally by refraining from cumming
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:you can dope naturally by refraining from cumming If you look real close when Michael Phelps is doing the backstroke, you can see him coming a little for an extra boost in the home stretch. Everyone does this in every sport all the time and it's the real reason lady athletes can't compete.
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