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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I'm furious about the first reply to my thread

You were the first one to reply to your own thread

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I'm laughing as I type this, because I'm thinking of today's Marmaduke.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

I'm laughing as I type this, because I'm thinking of today's Marmaduke.

Was the dog big? Got a bet ridding on this

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Suck trumps malformed doodle with every sip

Original idea, do not steal

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm laughing as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I bought this one sperglord, i think his username was keg, a red avatar and he freaked out in qcs. It was delicious.

I don't even think he posts here anymore. He was about as funny as an abortion.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Aesop Poprock posted:

Was the dog big? Got a bet ridding on this

oh boy was he!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

I bought this one sperglord, i think his username was keg, a red avatar and he freaked out in qcs. It was delicious.

I don't even think he posts here anymore. He was about as funny as an abortion.

I vaguely remember keg sucking poo poo but he was definitely not mad and actually he was laughing

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Captain Yossarian posted:

I vaguely remember keg sucking poo poo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Aesop Poprock posted:

Was the dog big? Got a bet ridding on this

Bullshit your dog can't be that big

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Captain Yossarian posted:

I vaguely remember keg sucking poo poo but he was definitely not mad and actually he was laughing

If only he were around today to verify these flimsy claims

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

If only he were around today to verify these flimsy claims

Definitely not mad

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
It appears that he posts exclusively in an extremely bad thread

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
twitter is a bad place that is also addictive

also you can't make fun of anyone there

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Im not glaring angrily through the front windows of the gym at all the beautiful women who would never date me.

Actually my contorted face is because my throat hurts from several minutes of uproarious laughter.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
My aging father voted for Trump but Im not angry and in fact only skipped his funeral because I was laughing too hard at his funny political opinions to remember to note it down in my calendar.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Some clown cut me off in traffic so I tailgated him all the way to his office building, honking and flashing my lights, so I could laugh in his face at his vehicular faux pax, which did not anger me at all but rather amused me so much that I became one hour late for work and also someone called the cops.

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

Actually the internet is very important it's just like real life. time to get mad at someone I'll never meet grrrr

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

Actually I wanted you to think I was mad. Dance puppet dance!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im not mad but im getting a good LOL out out this

edit: im still not mad but totally ROFLMAOing

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

numberoneposter posted:

im not mad but im getting a good LOL out out this

edit: im still not mad but totally ROFLMAOing

You sound angery

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

This is the funniest moment of my life, and I can't stop laughing.

I've spent my life owning everybody, since I'm way too cool and smart for most people. I'm 35 and guess what, not one person is on my level. I've been super successful and live in a pretty badass studio apartment, since I don't need the space for a significant other, kids, or to entertain so-called "friends". The only friends I need are created from my brilliant imagination. And the world of anime, of course.

I save so much money by not having anyone else in my life, this is a little life hack I discovered which most of you idiots are too dumb to realize. Weak, lonely fools!

I'm sitting here sipping out of my mug which says "NORMIE TEARS GO HERE" and it's delicious. Tonight I'm going to treat myself to a tray of Pizza Rolls and a Miller Light. And I can't stop laughing at how much it's triggering all of you!!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

I bought this one sperglord, i think his username was keg, a red avatar and he freaked out in qcs. It was delicious.

I don't even think he posts here anymore. He was about as funny as an abortion.

So help me god I'll start asking GBS about times they tortured small animals again. You piece of poo poo. You fucker.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

Was the dog big? Got a bet ridding on this

i'm not saying marmaduke is a big dog, but when he drops a marmadookie hawaii gets tsumani alerts

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

So help me god I'll start asking GBS about times they tortured small animals again. You piece of poo poo. You fucker.

:trumppop:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

A Fancy Hat posted:

I'm sitting here sipping out of my mug which says "NORMIE TEARS GO HERE" and it's delicious.

:perfect:

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