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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I did but but I could never come up with anything that was more catchy than punk rear end bitch so they never caught on. I really think t bone was good

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I eat a lot of pork rinds so legally changed my name to Porkrind Kid. You will not believe how much action I get with that name. It is insane!

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
flash the wonder dog

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

scopes posted:

Tell us why, ice machine

Because it makes me laugh. :shrug:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
wouldn't let people try to shorten any of it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its my forums name OP

gently caress u Op!!!!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

appropriatemetaphor posted:

I wanted the named "T-bone" so I brought a steak to work. Unfortunately I don't know a whole lot about meat and now everyone calls me a less-cool steak related name like "strip streak" or "ribeye".

“Ribeye” is actually a pretty baller nickname.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Long time story short I went by Wiggles for about a year.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
At Starbucks I always give a fake name and then I make off with the bathroom keys.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Caufman posted:

At Starbucks I always give a fake name and then I make off with the bathroom keys.

I solved that problem by becoming a starbucks manager in my early 20s and making GBS threads for hours on end claiming I was putting in the stock order

Caufman
May 7, 2007
You were.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
lol

It was technically a Barnes and Noble cafe which is like a starbucks but shittier and people stay there all day reading gay porn novels

boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB
i spend all of my highschool years struggling to have my peeps organically address me as "Tuba" and I'd just get laughed out of the room everytime

Meanwhile loving skyler meekly asks the asst. football coach to start calling him Skeeter in front of the team and look who gets invited to all the parties

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
They call me trilogy cos I've got three gonads

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
yes

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I ask people to call me Nick and they mostly do.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Sometimes they call me T-Bone though.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Shylock Goldberg

(i was trying to impress a jewish girl)

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

I ask people to call me Nick and they mostly do.

gently caress YOU THAT'S MINE, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Is this a self-gloss thread?

You can call me Big Dick.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Applewhite posted:

“Ribeye” is actually a pretty baller nickname.

Everyone used to call me "t-bone" but when I moved to a new country and decided to class it up by telling people my nickname was "chateaubriand" it backfired because of my australian accent. now everyone calls me "poo poo ho brian" and my wife is going to leave me.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Recently people have been calling me K-uger, like one of those old timey car horns.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
People once tried to call me P-nut because apparently my skull is shaped like a peanut. Thankfully it did not catch om and I grew my hair out

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