Can I feed my dog Chayote squash?

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A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

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Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Short answer: yes. Definitely

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:06

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

'Chayote' was this guy's trigger word.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:07

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I have problems writing personal statements that are 250 words. How do people come up with so much stuff to say? :wtc:

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:11

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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You don't have to be crazy to talk about the underground dinosaurs and demons wearing human skin and time-controlling birds, but it helps.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:15

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Mozi posted:

You don't have to be crazy to talk about the underground dinosaurs and demons wearing human skin and time-controlling birds, but it helps.

Dedicating over 250 words to such a dull subject is clearly a sign of madness.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:24

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

stay away from cats

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:25

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

you know, I had wondered if when food is scanned it becomes dead because laser is a substance from demons, that is an interesting point

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:38

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Dog food is already made of euthanized dogs anyway so who the gently caress cares?

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:39

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

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Playing cards mock how Jesus suffered on the cross.

# ? Mar 6, 2018 20:39

never seen again: Jan 25, 2008

I am allergic to chayote squash - I didn't know until I had to peel some and the skin on my hands turned scaly and started sloughing off. I also had trouble breathing until I took a benadryl. The whole incident was pretty weird.

Whenever I go to a fancy restaurant or a medical office and they ask about allergies I have to tell them about my personal relationships with chayote squash and codeine.

I didn't read that wall of text but if that dog has the same reaction to chayote squash I'd imagine he'd be pretty confused and possibly scared which would be sad.

Thoughts and prayers doggo!

# ? Mar 7, 2018 01:42

Zoe: Jan 19, 2007; Hair Elf

never seen again posted:

I am allergic to chayote squash - I didn't know until I had to peel some and the skin on my hands turned scaly and started sloughing off. I also had trouble breathing until I took a benadryl. The whole incident was pretty weird.

Whenever I go to a fancy restaurant or a medical office and they ask about allergies I have to tell them about my personal relationships with chayote squash and codeine.

I didn't read that wall of text but if that dog has the same reaction to chayote squash I'd imagine he'd be pretty confused and possibly scared which would be sad.

Thoughts and prayers doggo!

If you had read it you'd know both the squash and benedryl were made of demons

# ? Mar 7, 2018 02:02

Applesnots: Oct 22, 2010; MERRY YOBMAS

Zoe posted:

If you had read it you'd know both the squash and benedryl were made of demons

If it wasn't for benadryl and liquor I don't think I could ever sleep. Those Are good demons in those pills.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 03:43

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

more like goatse squash

that guy was a kyoon-like poster

# ? Mar 7, 2018 04:37

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Can I feed my dog Peyote?

# ? Mar 7, 2018 04:40

Applesnots: Oct 22, 2010; MERRY YOBMAS

Neutrino posted:

Can I feed my dog Peyote?

You can feed your dog anything you want, whether it is a good idea is up for debate.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 04:47

roomforthetuna: Mar 22, 2005; I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

never seen again posted:

I am allergic to chayote squash - I didn't know until I had to peel some and the skin on my hands turned scaly and started sloughing off. I also had trouble breathing until I took a benadryl. The whole incident was pretty weird.

So you're saying chayote squash reveals the lizard aliens among us? That guy was really onto something.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 06:41

Vaginal Vagrant: Jan 12, 2007; by R. Guyovich

I feel like that wall of text is the first thing that has really got me to start coming round to the core concept of Twitter.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 06:47

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I read all of that.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 06:53

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

i made the tag you used for this thread and it makes me happy whenever someone posts a thread with it. hooray

# ? Mar 7, 2018 09:32

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You can do anything, at least once.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 09:59

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I quite like the word salad that schizophrenics spew out. That insane goon that went to Libya (Caio? Caryo? Caro?) and got tortured in a hellish death prison was really good at effort posting about microwave beam weapons shooting into your head

# ? Mar 7, 2018 11:16

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Clamps McGraw posted:

I quite like the word salad that schizophrenics spew out. That insane goon that went to Libya (Caio? Caryo? Caro?) and got tortured in a hellish death prison was really good at effort posting about microwave beam weapons shooting into your head

you'd enjoy bus rides

# ? Mar 7, 2018 11:33

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Zorodius posted:

you'd enjoy bus rides

lady on the bus last week: �NANCY PELOSI HAS 14 KOREAN WOMEN SHOOTING DOWN THE STATE OF VERMONT. YOU TELL THEM TO EXCHANGE THEIR 499 VIOLENCE. THEN I�M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOUR drat GERMAN IS DOING.�

me (thinking): drat, is she crazy, or just on the phone?

lady: �THAT�S RIGHT. AND WE KNEW IT BACK THEN, TOO. 14 KOREAN WOMEN. AND I TOLD THEM, I SAID IT, TOO. SCALDING HER HAIR, THROWING IT IN THEIR VIEWER�S FACES LIKE THAT. SCALDING PEOPLE�S SKULLS FOR HER drat HAIR.�

me (thinking): hm... inconclusive

lady: �THE JEWS��

me (thinking): there it is.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 11:50

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

don't doxx my mom

# ? Mar 7, 2018 13:59

A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Zorodius posted:

you'd enjoy bus rides

jesus christ, not irl schizophrenics

There is someone on my Facebook who I vaguely knew growing up (no qualifications, basically no science education, long term unemployed, brain totally fried from huge amounts of LSD and MDMA) who is really into this literally-crazy-person stuff, he's obsessed with numerology and how everything leads back to Saturn (the planet) for some loving reason

"David Bowie Isn't dead hes alive" WOOOOAH LOOK AT THE HIDDEN MEANING BEHIND THIS !! ! !!!

He's totally insufferable IRL

# ? Mar 7, 2018 15:16

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

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# ? Mar 7, 2018 15:25

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

What does Jewish reduced imply. I'm trying to get better at figuring out the hidden truths of the universe, but once again there appears to be some monopoly on truth that's being guarded by the Jews! :arghfist:

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:44

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

i didnt want to click on this thread but when i saw the size of that block of text i realized i was wrong

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:46

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

Is that the one that is supposed to taste like chocolate pudding? I want to try it. Can I eat it if I'm not a dog?

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:08

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Mozi posted:

You don't have to be crazy to talk about the underground dinosaurs and demons wearing human skin and time-controlling birds, but it helps.

lol

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:12

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

I was thinking of sapote, sorry.

That makes more sense as a question, I think, because it's supposed to taste like chocolate and you're not supposed to give dogs chocolate. Giving them a regular squash probably might make them farty.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:18

PhantomPayne: Aug 8, 2017; I should think before posting

Clamps McGraw posted:

jesus christ, not irl schizophrenics

Why the hell would someone like to emulate a schizophrenic? I can't imagine anyone not laughing in his face.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 23:14

dsf: Jul 1, 2004

Vato posted:

I was thinking of sapote, sorry.

That makes more sense as a question, I think, because it's supposed to taste like chocolate and you're not supposed to give dogs chocolate. Giving them a regular squash probably might make them farty.

dude.. might want to NWS that poo poo..

# ? Mar 7, 2018 23:16