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The wooden squirrel eggs have started hatching in the trees around here, and with that burst of nature's magic, a new generation of squirrels is loosed upon the world to gently caress poo poo up. A large segment of the local population have distinctly lighter ears, allowing them to fabulously stand out among their grey brethren and sisteren. These "blonde" squirrels have even been spotted in groups at the local University 9 miles away. Let us all congratulate them on being accepted into the college of their chosen fields! I've even heard that a few of them have been given scholarships due to their talent at Nutball. If their ability to hit me with an acorn from 30 feet up when i'm trying to get in my truck is any indication, the scrappy little one with a chunk missing from their ear has a promising career in the National Nutball League. Wear your helmet, little buddy! Those ground squirrel, defensive tackles don't gently caress around!
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:These "blonde" squirrels have even been spotted in groups at the local University 9 miles away. Let us all congratulate them on being accepted into the college of their chosen fields! congrats to the blonde squirrels for bucking the stereotypes. and to all you brunette squirrels out there, you're allowed to have just as much fun as the blondes!
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I now have a mental image of a squirrel in Cindi Lauper's place (same pose, same dress) on the cover of "Shes So Unusual". |
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Mar 11, 2018 18:04
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