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The Bucs with whatever pick they have select Don Dawson, WR out of Lee High School He has signed his Pledge sheet to not do drugs and alcohol.
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With the 64th overall selection, the Cleveland Browns select Mr. Touchdown, Tackle, Chikara Wrestle Factory and College https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkcPwlOodt4
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Athanatos posted:The Bucs with whatever pick they have select Don Dawson, WR out of Lee High School I have no idea who this is. Dawson's Creek? Edward Mass posted:With the 64th overall selection, the Cleveland Browns select Mr. Touchdown, Tackle, Chikara Wrestle Factory and College With this pick, the 2018 Fictional Character Draft is now  COMPLETE! Even though there may be a few skips, we actually completed a NFL draft, which is damned good for a goon draft. Thanks to all who participated!Now as a bonus, it's UDFA time, and you can go hog wild. Pick up any fictional player you want, add them below, and drat the salary cap. Everyone not drafted is eligible. Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Apr 5, 2018 |
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The Seattle Seahawks sign Anton Lubchenko, K, Springfield University. Considered one of the greatest kickers in college football history, he was considered a likely kicker to go in the first, similar to Seabass. However, a serious leg injury derailed this dream:  The hope is to see that he recovers from his injury. After all, how much worse from Blair Walsh can he be?
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Silly Burrito posted:I have no idea who this is. Dawson's Creek? Dazed and Confused
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The Arizonal Cardinals sign RB, Clarence BEEFTANK, Breaking Madden University  The man, the legend. He will beat Emmett Smith's record.
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Athanatos posted:Dazed and Confused drat, it has been too long. The Saints pick up UDFA Megatron, QB from Cybertron.  He literally has a cannon arm. He's a mighty leader who inspires countless across the galaxy. And unlike his crazy cousin Galvatron, he's completely sane. And who better to be a Saint, than one of the newest Autobots who has seen the error of his previous ways.  All hail Megatron! Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Apr 6, 2018 |
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The Patriots sign, Hans Moleman, WR, Springfield. Look at that form. Also a favorite of coach Simpson. https://youtu.be/WUTVmuqviqE
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seiferguy posted:The Seattle Seahawks sign Anton Lubchenko, K, Springfield University. That is a drat smooth kicking action. sweet geek swag posted:The Patriots sign, Hans Moleman, WR, Springfield. Look at that form. Also a favorite of coach Simpson. That never ever gets old. 
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The Saints also are happy to select WR/OL, Mogo, GL Corps While shown here making an incredible catch, the Saints plan to use Mogo to beef up their offensive line by adding a literal planet that the defense will have to get around.
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 The Packers grab Zug as an UDFA. At 7'2" and 325 pounds he plays wherever he drat well pleases.
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I'd originally discarded this idea, but since someone else drafted Tecmo Bo, the Philadelphia Eagles have signed QB Eagles, QB, Tecmo Tech Pros: THE ULTIMATE WEAPON Cons: None
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The Buffalo Bills already have their quarterback, but when a player like 'Gunslinger' Joe Stallion goes undrafted, you can't let an opportunity like that go by.
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The San Francisco 49ers select Brock Samson, DT, State University as an UDFA. Just like Tecmo Bo it's shocking how far he fell on the draft boards.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The San Francisco 49ers select Brock Samson, DT, State University as an UDFA. Just like Tecmo Bo it's shocking how far he fell on the draft boards. His tendency to brutally murder the people who get in his way is an issue for many teams.
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sweet geek swag posted:His tendency to brutally murder the people who get in his way is an issue for many teams. Should've been a Raider.
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