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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Over There posted:

What the gently caress

Needs more ruffage.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Solice Kirsk posted:

Needs more ruffage.

lmao

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Please don't post obviously fake photoshops

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

if we could figure out a way to surgically remove their ‘s’s I think having a bunch of napping turtles around would be pretty great

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
I wanna see a snapping turtle gently caress up a softshell turtlr

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I wonder if in the history of humanity any guy had his dick bit off by a snapping turtle.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Grevling posted:

I wonder if in the history of humanity any guy had his dick bit off by a snapping turtle.

I bet centuries ago getting your dick bit off by a snapping turtle was a common thing. Hell, maybe it was a punishment for criminals back then. You steal a loaf of bread, they feed your dick to a turtle, then the guy who was stolen from gets to eat the turtle. Win/win.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

OlmanRiver posted:

You would be really hard pressed to find any shelter willing to do anything like that for free. Most breeders do not live in the city near shelters anyway, there will be 1, perhaps 2 available vets. Most vets will not see you for under 200 dollars.

This isn't sustainable, what other options for the rural breeder are there for deformed, 1 eyed, obviously failed pups?

It's like that magic trick with the handkerchiefs, where the magician keeps pulling handkerchiefs out of his sleeve. But instead it is your posts from your rear end.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Grevling posted:

I wonder if in the history of humanity any guy had his dick bit off by a snapping turtle.

Almost definitely.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
the odds of a loose dick being in a snapping turtle's habit has got to be 1000x the odds of a wild stinger being in the vicinity of Steve Irwin's heart

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Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Grevling posted:

I wonder if in the history of humanity any guy had his dick bit off by a snapping turtle.

That's literally almost certainly how one of the child victims in the West Memphis 3 case lost his (hopefully post-mortum).

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Free the three!!!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
The people of this Idaho town are rallying around the teacher, and the woman who reported the puppy torture is getting death threats: https://idahostatejournal.com/news/...5ebfc5224d.html

:psyduck:

Also I can't believe I am the first to ask this in a 7 page thread but how has this guy not been charged/arrested? I read a story about some dirtbag that fed a cat to a snake and he got 3 years in prison for it.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

The people of this Idaho town are rallying around the teacher, and the woman who reported the puppy torture is getting death threats: https://idahostatejournal.com/news/...5ebfc5224d.html

:psyduck:

Also I can't believe I am the first to ask this in a 7 page thread but how has this guy not been charged/arrested? I read a story about some dirtbag that fed a cat to a snake and he got 3 years in prison for it.

Our world is Bizarro World. :smith:

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Super hosed up but a photo has surfaced :nms: :nms:

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