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Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Obsidianheart posted:

Reach heaven through violence.

I am trying but I am not yet a giant golden murderbaby

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Oct 4, 2008

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Black August posted:

Please point me to where I can go to murder God and every celestial being and empty all of Heaven and Hell for divineless free eternity, tia

You have to be a very good boy to get into heaven. I suggest spinning the wheel of reincarnation until you become a dog.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
I'm in Heaven actually but we've got hidden cameras rigged up all over Purgatory, your afterlives are just one big reality show for our entertainment. Man, it never gets old watching atheists show up, they get so pissed off at having to spend eternity listening to their dead grannies say I told you so.

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