- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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1) Remember to never feed your shoes after midnight. Otherwise, they will most likely mutate into gloves, which have infinitely less value and a shallower market. They prefer a diet high in protein.
2) Many shoes suffer from premature ejaculacetion, and sometimes you must artificially inseminate the female shoes yourself in order to get a pregnant shoe and thus increase your stock.
3) While shoes can technically be okay in cramped quarters, giving shoes as much room as possible to move about and exercise is paramount to high-quality shoe breeds.
What other tips should I follow?
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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No one has yet produced a viable crossing of Dutch clogs and Japanese wooden geta platform sandals. At least, not one that wasn't a premature style abomination that self-terminated upon its physical realization.
So you might be the first to do it, but I'd advise against trying for it on ethical breeding grounds and council guidelines.
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by Smythe
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he was a sk8tr shoe she said c u lat8r shoe
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The trick to maximise profits is to bring back a breed on the verge of extinction. Try breeding for Velcro.
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Growing a healthy shoe tree in your breeding zone is useful for some breeds, which prefer to mature above the floor.
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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ever see that scene where Dorothy taps the red slippers together? shoe copulation
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